Straya!

[pErvinalia]

There's very few pythons anywhere that aren't harmless to humans.

[Hermit]

Great. Another conspiracy theorist in our midst. Start a conference with Galaxative and Stuporuniworse, why don't you?

[JimC]

It purely depends on their size. Large python + toddler = meal.

Small python + adult human = safe playtime.

[Seabass]

Any python + Seabass = machete time...

[laklak]

Python + Lak = New boots.

Maybe a curry and a hat band.

[JimC]

Trouble is, in reality, in most ecosystems snakes are endangered...

Rodent plague, anyone?

Ecology 101...

[Cunt]

I thought the real danger in python was it's difficulty working with java

[Hermit]

I thought the real danger in python was it's difficulty working with java

A joke! It's a bit Montyesque too. Congratulations.

That puts paid to my suspicion that your ancestors were German rejects.

[pErvinalia]

Python trying to eat a currawong while upside down in my home town today.

https://www.facebook.com/9NewsGoldCoast ... permPage=1

[Tero]

Someone local, or his brother maybe,went birding in Austaralia near Port Douglas.
How is the weather there? Why is most pf the beach near town empty and not even a parking lot nearby?

Wiki says: Port Douglas has a tropical monsoon climate according to Köppen climate classification (Am), with hot summers and warm winters, with heavy rainfall primarily occurring from January–March, the wettest month of the year typically being February. The average temperature of the sea ranges from 23.7 °C (74.7 °F) in July to 29.5 °C (85.1 °F) in January. [21]

[Scot Dutchy]

Past through it. It was not bad almost civilised. My wife wanted to buy a cotton dress. Not possible. All artificial fibres. They thought she was mad. All that work. A least reasonable restaurants with reasonable food.

[Hermit]

port douglas.jpgSomeone local, or his brother maybe,went birding in Austaralia near Port Douglas.
How is the weather there? Why is most pf the beach near town empty and not even a parking lot nearby?

Basically, it's a matter of crowds, or more precisely, the lack thereof. The population of Port Douglas is about 3500. If the locals want to go to the beach they'll just drive right on to the sand. If. Most of them prefer the comfort of their backyard swimming pool. Mile after mile of beach sand so white that the reflected glare of the sun threatens to blind you gets boring really quickly, especially when it's combined with extreme heat and humidity. Alternately there is extreme heat, humidity and torrential rain.

So we have 1) low population density, 2) lots of kilometres of beach, 3) a jadedness of being constantly within a stone's throw of what foreigners might regard as an exotic attraction. I think you can work the answers to your questions out yourself now.

[Tero]

I guess you need air conditioning. And drinks served to the beach.

[Scot Dutchy]

I had the perfect beach once. A small lagoon just down from Puerto Escondido (Pacific Coast Mexico). The was a family running a small sea shore business. Great food and service. In the shade of palm trees. It was very quiet.

[Tero]

I had the perfect beach once when I was 7 in Helsinki. The water was warm. I dropped a Coca Cola flavored sucker in the sand. But I washed off the sand at the toilet and finished it. Our supplies consisted of a towel and hat. We had not heard of sun screen.