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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:02 am

Gin is the only reality...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:05 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:57 am
I wish I was high again... :smoke:
Fuck, I am. Why not? Life is just a fucking illusion, some bored God cunt pissing about. experiencing his creation or something. Well, suck on this blunt, motherfucker. Curse ME with self-awareness? I'll show you, asshole.
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by jamest » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:17 am

laklak wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:05 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:57 am
I wish I was high again... :smoke:
Fuck, I am. Why not? Life is just a fucking illusion, some bored God cunt pissing about. experiencing his creation or something. Well, suck on this blunt, motherfucker. Curse ME with self-awareness? I'll show you, asshole.
Grammatical errors, therefore you are wrong. Apparently.

I want to be high too, for what it's worth. I'm hoping to get there with truth though, before jamest dies, so I can finally reassure you that jamest never lived.

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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:23 am

Remember, weed will get you through times of no truth better than truth will get you through times of no weed.

They're not errors, they're stylistic flourishes.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by Cunt » Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:11 am

jamest wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:26 am
...they all seem like cunts to me.
There is really only one.
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by rainbow » Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:35 am

L'Emmerdeur wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:01 am
JimC wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:53 am
Jolly good show!

Let's have a fight about the nature of consciousness!
How about the metaphysical evidence ( :hehe: ) that cheese and bacon are merely illusions?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:47 am

Dismissing metaphysical evidence is ontologically redundant. :tea:
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:42 am

When I hear the word metaphysics I reach for my luger bottle of gin...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by Woodbutcher » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:50 pm

jamest wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:17 am
laklak wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:05 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:57 am
I wish I was high again... :smoke:
Fuck, I am. Why not? Life is just a fucking illusion, some bored God cunt pissing about. experiencing his creation or something. Well, suck on this blunt, motherfucker. Curse ME with self-awareness? I'll show you, asshole.
Grammatical errors, therefore you are wrong. Apparently.

I want to be high too, for what it's worth. I'm hoping to get there with truth though, before jamest dies, so I can finally reassure you that jamest never lived.
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by jamest » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:36 am

JimC wrote:
Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:42 am
When I hear the word metaphysics I reach for my luger bottle of gin...
Each of us has our own particular problems and our own specific crutch.

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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:47 am

Hehehehehe hehe hehehehehehehehe hehe hehe hehe hehehehe...

hehehehe hehe hehehehehehehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehe....

You said "crutch"... hehe hehe hehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehehe hehehe hehe hehe hehe hehe....
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:57 am

I've got a crotch, myself.
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:13 am

Well you're certainly crotchety...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:37 am



Just sayiin' :tea:
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: I'm pissed off, but hi again.

Post by jamest » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:56 am

JimC wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:47 am
Hehehehehe hehe hehehehehehehehe hehe hehe hehe hehehehe...

hehehehe hehe hehehehehehehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehe....

You said "crutch"... hehe hehe hehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehehe hehehe hehe hehe hehe hehe....
When I feel shuddering, I reach for my clutch.

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