Wow, that was so not funny.

[Lozzer]

Człowiek zabity przez pociąg na stacji Grantham był cudzoziemiec

Reads the update on my local paper's Facebook.

Recently they reported on the death of a man who had jumped in front of train in order to destroy himself.

With their awesome detective skills, it turns out he was a foreign national.

Which just makes it fine to make satirical.

For those who are not phrased in Polish, the headline reads: Man killed by train at Grantham Station was foreign national.


The Facebook friends of the paper left some most inciteful comments!

Please dont tell me we are having foreign headlines now

Oh great! Lol im not racist btw just.. Well they do ruin a gud nite out!!
14 minutes ago

my god dont encorage the foreigners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking cocksuckers

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I sense another Lozzer crusade against the forces of Granthamesque, bourgeois, Daily-Mail fuckwittery in the offing.

[Lozzer]

I sense another Lozzer crusade against the forces of Granthamesque, bourgeois, Daily-Mail fuckwittery in the offing.

These aren't bourgeoisie, these are Prole fucknut Conservatives.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I sense another Lozzer crusade against the forces of Granthamesque, bourgeois, Daily-Mail fuckwittery in the offing.

These aren't bourgeoisie, these are Prole fucknut Conservatives.

I apologise for my lack of in-depth familiarity with the various varieties of Grantham fuckwit and bow to your superior knowledge.

[charlou]

Człowiek zabity przez pociąg na stacji Grantham był cudzoziemiec

>snip<

For those who are not phrased in Polish, the headline reads: Man killed by train at Grantham Station was foreign national.

So ... ? WTF is their point with that?


Geez, Lozzer, are you the only person in that paper's catchment area with an intellect above that of a turnip?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Człowiek zabity przez pociąg na stacji Grantham był cudzoziemiec

>snip<

For those who are not phrased in Polish, the headline reads: Man killed by train at Grantham Station was foreign national.

So ... ? WTF is their point with that?


Geez, Lozzer, are you the only person in that paper's catchment area with an intellect above that of a turnip?

I think he's the only reader that doesn't actually have turnips in his family tree. You should see Grantham!

[Lozzer]

Człowiek zabity przez pociąg na stacji Grantham był cudzoziemiec

>snip<

For those who are not phrased in Polish, the headline reads: Man killed by train at Grantham Station was foreign national.

So ... ? WTF is their point with that?


Geez, Lozzer, are you the only person in that paper's catchment area with an intellect above that of a turnip?

To be fair, it may have been written for the convenience of the immigrants in our town. But it presupposes too many things, one is that all immigrants are of Polish origin and two they can't speak English. This considered, its moderately xenophobic in itself.

Besides, more often than not, the paper is prone to satirising shit. Its a conservative rag paper.

[Lozzer]

Człowiek zabity przez pociąg na stacji Grantham był cudzoziemiec

>snip<

For those who are not phrased in Polish, the headline reads: Man killed by train at Grantham Station was foreign national.

So ... ? WTF is their point with that?


Geez, Lozzer, are you the only person in that paper's catchment area with an intellect above that of a turnip?

I think he's the only reader that doesn't actually have turnips in his family tree. You should see Grantham!

Too right

This place is beyond vile. Its brochures paint it as a small and pleasant Market town with a history rich with discovery and rurality. In reality, the town stinks from top to bottom because the sewers have been f***ked up for the last 3 years. There's a putrid smell recurring from every drain and the architecture of our more 'well-off' neighbourhoods are overrated.

The people are uneducated and brutish, its pubs are full of skin-heads and the youth-clubs full of 13 year old mothers. Children as young as 6 wear miniskirts and the tourist hot-spots consist of a small shop and and old school.

Chavs own the town and you can't walk about freely without looking behind you every five minutes.

On the outskirts lay a few Manors, and around those general regions the richest of the rich own mansions. All of them Conservative of course. Some how even the underclass vote Conservative in order to preserve local jobs and labour from 'those ere Packis'. The average citizen advocates market-supremacy, but deplores Thatcher for stealing their milk.

Its intellectually vibrant to say the least.

[Trolldor]

lol.

[Animavore]

No wonder you were thinking of killing yerself.

I've a better idea. Move to another town.

[Trolldor]

Or take over the current one.

Feign conservatism, it's just like postmodernism - big words which cleverly obscure their emptiness.