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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:51 pm

The Cats go down the gurgler playing Carlton, of all teams... :(

Perhaps we're saving up all our good form for the finals... :eddy:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:45 am

Fucking hell :nono: i'm beyond irate this is fucking pathetic one week excellent next week fucking shithouse and looking like they dont give a fuck. :lay: One game does not let you off the hook we haven't won two games in a row since round 3-4 and that is not acceptable with the list and talent we have, i feel for choco he gives his all for the club that his family helped to build its famous name and to what it is today and he has to sit there and watch performances that disgrace the club that his family helped build.



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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by GabrielJBuckley » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:52 am

Hmmm... Geelong don't really want that second spot do they? We'd be more than happy to take it if you repeat last week's performance a few more times.

Not that it really matters, Collingwood would be likely to get a home final regardless of where in the top four we finish.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:10 pm

GabrielJBuckley wrote:Hmmm... Geelong don't really want that second spot do they? We'd be more than happy to take it if you repeat last week's performance a few more times.

Not that it really matters, Collingwood would be likely to get a home final regardless of where in the top four we finish.
We are simply lulling the other teams at the top into a false sense of security... :levi:
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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:30 am

Scraped home with a narrow win against the Swans last night, but at least Ablett was on fire... :tup:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:29 am

Its only two games to go in the season thank fuck. :lay:
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:24 pm

The wheels are falling off at geelong the bulldogs beat geelong. :o

I bloody tipped the pussys too. :lay:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:18 am

redunderthebed wrote:The wheels are falling off at geelong the bulldogs beat geelong. :o

I bloody tipped the pussys too. :lay:
Just having a little rest until the finals start... :levi:

(actually, I think we're stuffed - it will be a Pies/Saints grand final...)

Go Saints! :tup:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:42 am

Giving up a 40 point lead disgraceful. :nono:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:45 am

Well, Geelong had a 40 point win over Fremantle in the last round of the home & away season to finish second on the ladder. Bring on the finals!
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:55 am

So, the Cats play the Dogs next week... :eddy:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by klr » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:56 am

JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week... :eddy:
Geelong versus ... :?
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:04 am

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week... :eddy:
Geelong versus ... :?
Well remembered, sir! :tup:

The Western Bulldogs, and I give us 50-50 at best...

However, if we lose, we have a second chance, playing a winner of another, lower final...

Win, and you have a week off, handy if you have injured players...

Weird, but true...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by klr » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:06 am

JimC wrote:
klr wrote:
JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week... :eddy:
Geelong versus ... :?
Well remembered, sir! :tup:

The Western Bulldogs, and I give us 50-50 at best...

However, if we lose, we have a second chance, playing a winner of another, lower final...

Win, and you have a week off, handy if you have injured players...

Weird, but true...
Ah. you are getting near to the Grand Final so. I remember a time when it used be the final five (or something like that). But that was back when it was just the VFL, IIRC. :think:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:25 am

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week... :eddy:
Geelong versus ... :?
Western Bulldogs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Bulldogs

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