Do we have any sufferers here? The disorders seem so bizarre to me. I've seen sleep walking, it's strange but it appears legitimate. But have you heard of sleep eating? Why should eating be a part of sleep walking to the point that it's what the person does every time they sleep walk?
What about sleep crime? (not a separate disorder -yet

) Is it really believable that a person can sleep walk, drive, commit murder and then sleep drive to the police station? I couldn't find the police station awake without looking it up.
What about sleep paralysis? This is when you wake up but your body is still paralyzed as it is during REM sleep.
Or what about restless leg syndrome? How freaking strange! There are many others. I'm often sleep deprived but that's normal for most people these days. Beyond that I don't suffer from any sleep disorders. What about you? Are you familiar with any of these strange conditions?
I think my barber may have the Shine.
"For that state in which the law is subject and has no authority, I perceive to be on the highway to ruin; but I see that the state in which the law is above the rulers, and the rulers are the inferiors of the law, has salvation, and every blessing which the Gods can confer." --Plato
Yeah, yeah, don't get excited. That asshole would have encouraged you to continue to follow the law regardless of your leaders too...
