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[Tero]

Pavel Ivanovich Chichikov drove into town with his driver and servant and stayed at the cockroach infested inn. He played cards and went to balls with local dignitaries for a week. Then he went to nearby land owners and tried to buy slaves that were dead for a song. Only the first one, some old lady I forgot the name of, had sent her fastest rider to the police as soon as he arrived. The con man was arrested and sent to Siberia.

[Hermit]

I maintain that truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect. That is my point of view, and I adhere to that absolutely and unconditionally. Truth, being limitless, unconditioned, unapproachable by any path whatsoever, cannot be organized; nor should any organization be formed to lead or coerce people along a particular path. ... This is no magnificent deed, because I do not want followers, and I mean this. The moment you follow someone you cease to follow Truth. I am not concerned whether you pay attention to what I say or not. I want to do a certain thing in the world and I am going to do it with unwavering concentration. I am concerning myself with only one essential thing: to set man free. I desire to free him from all cages, from all fears, and not to found religions, new sects, nor to establish new theories and new philosophies. - Jesus Christ

[Animavore]

#metoo - Anastasia Steele.

[Rum]

It was the best of times it was the worst of times.

..actually it was pretty shit all round..

[rainbow]

Arthur had finally found the Infinite Improbability Drive could make Trillian irresistibly attracted to him. Unfortunately he discovered that in reassembly his nose and dick had been transposed.

[laklak]

"Oooo! Split my ass cheeks, Tom!", Bud cracked. "I'm spurting!" Tom gushed.

-Tom Swift and the Robot Cocksucker

[Jason]