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How old are you really

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:48 pm

We may be able to tell soon with a simple urine test.
Background: A molecular biomarker of physiologic age, as opposed to chronologic age, is needed in clinical medicine. 8-oxo-7,8-dihydro-2′-deoxyguanosine (8-oxodGsn) and 8-oxo-7, 8-dihydroguanosine (8-oxoGsn) are two promising aging biomarkers.
Urinary 8-oxo-7,8-dihydroguanosine as a Potential Biomarker of Aging

I wonder if it's any better than "how old do you feel"?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:50 pm

Someone's taking the piss.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:10 pm

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Post by laklak » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:04 pm

I'm twee and a half years old.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Rum » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:35 pm

Better watch out which parody thread urine!

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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:45 pm

I am as old as my dick...
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Re: How old are you really

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:27 pm

That old huh --damn!
“The Turkey Trot, Grizzly Bear and Other Naughty Diversions”

“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”

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