Every time I see that smiley I sit there for minutes expecting it to goPeter Harrison wrote:
There is always a frisson of disappointment when it doesn't.
Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
There is always a frisson of disappointment when it doesn't.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Don't make me kick your arse PenPensioner wrote:Incest I can deal with but the shame I have is mum was a Scot.lordpasternack wrote:I knew it!Flora wrote:As for feeling incestuous, I'm a product of incest.
Scandal! Scandal! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
It makes a change - he usually likes insulting Aussies!Paco wrote:Don't make me kick your arse PenPensioner wrote:Incest I can deal with but the shame I have is mum was a Scot.lordpasternack wrote:I knew it!Flora wrote:As for feeling incestuous, I'm a product of incest.
Scandal! Scandal! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
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And my gin!
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
A mark of shame I too must bear, Pen, though in a more diluted way.Pensioner wrote: the shame I have is mum was a Scot.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Let's hear it for all the Scots here (however diluted they are). 
As for shame Pen, how do you feel when you admit you're from Yorkshire? 
As for shame Pen, how do you feel when you admit you're from Yorkshire?
Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
I'm 1/16th Scot...does that count?Flora wrote:Let's hear it for all the Scots here (however diluted they are).
As for shame Pen, how do you feel when you admit you're from Yorkshire?
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
I'll probably be a similar percentage scotch later. Does that count?Geoff wrote:I'm 1/16th Scot...does that count?Flora wrote:Let's hear it for all the Scots here (however diluted they are).
As for shame Pen, how do you feel when you admit you're from Yorkshire?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Even a little Scottish blood counts!
(PS not Scotch - that's whisky )
(PS not Scotch - that's whisky
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Flora wrote:Even a little Scottish blood counts!
(PS not Scotch - that's whisky
That's what I meant!!! A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Silly me! Enjoy!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Flora wrote:Even a little Scottish blood counts!
(PS not Scotch - that's whisky
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Scots are only good for two things:Paco wrote:Don't make me kick your arse PenPensioner wrote:Incest I can deal with but the shame I have is mum was a Scot.lordpasternack wrote:I knew it!Flora wrote:As for feeling incestuous, I'm a product of incest.
Scandal! Scandal! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
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Q: Why are scotsmen so hairy?
A: Centuries of breeding with sheep.
Q: Why are there no gay male or straight female Scottish furries?
A: They'd have to settle for drawings of things with less fur.
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Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Actually, we can also play pointless horrible musical instruments that nobody likes. And wear women's clothing and call it "traditional". You'd be lost without the Scots.
Re: Goodbye Topsy, Hello Flora!
Och, I don't mind the auld bagpipes ...Peter Harrison wrote:Actually, we can also play pointless horrible musical instruments that nobody likes. And wear women's clothing and call it "traditional". You'd be lost without the Scots.
One day, driving through the Flinders Ranges in South Australia, I saw a guy in full Scots regalia, standing under an isolated railway bridge, playing bagpipes to the surrounding cliffs and gums - he was alone and it was one of those unforgettable, 'fucking awesome' moments.
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His poor neighbours had probably forced him to go to another continent to practice his godawful caterwauling....Charlou wrote:One day, driving through the Flinders Ranges in South Australia, I saw a guy in full Scots regalia playing bagpipes under an isolated railway bridge - he was alone and it was one of those unforgettable, 'fucking awesome' moments.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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