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by Rum » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:13 pm
Scot Dutchy wrote:What's fucking great about England?
The people. The humour. The creativity, The originality. The 'fuck you' when it matters.
The countryside. The culture. Shakespeare. The music. The history. The balls. The regional variation. The diversity. London.
Holland..well not so much.
And I'm not any sort of patriot I hasten to add.
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by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:16 pm
Don't forget Maj!
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by Scot Dutchy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:24 pm
Rum wrote:Scot Dutchy wrote:What's fucking great about England?
The people. The humour. The creativity, The originality. The 'fuck you' when it matters.
The countryside. The culture. Shakespeare. The music. The history. The balls. The regional variation. The diversity. London.
Holland..well not so much.
And I'm not any sort of patriot I hasten to add.
You are just describing any country. Nothing special.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".
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by Rum » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:33 pm
I'm not describing the Netherlands that's for sure.
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by Scot Dutchy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:50 pm
Rum wrote:I'm not describing the Netherlands that's for sure.
Yes you are and most of the European countries too.
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by Hermit » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:36 am
pErvinalia wrote:It's not the US?
Cheap shot
but soooooo true.
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by Hermit » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:51 am
Rum wrote:Scot Dutchy wrote:What's fucking great about England?
The people. The humour. The creativity, The originality. The 'fuck you' when it matters.
The countryside. The culture. Shakespeare. The music. The history. The balls. The regional variation. The diversity. London.
Any country has that. It is even a perfect fit for Deutschland if you simply replace "people" with "Autobahn", "humour" with "news reports", "creativity" with "conformism", "fuck you" with "Arschloch", "countryside" with "Ruhr Gebiet", "Shakespeare" with "Kasperletheater", "music" with "Wagner", "balls" with "goose-stepping", "regional variation" with "Oh, look! Another Autobahn", "diversity" with "smart looking uniforms" and "London" with "Olching".
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by rainbow » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:41 am
In both Germany and England you get drunk teenagers puking on the trains. This does not apply in the rest of Europe, unless there are visiting Englanders, or Krauts.
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by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:45 am
Us Germans don't puke. We can hold 10x the piss of regular human beings.
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by Hermit » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:04 am
pErvinalia wrote:Us Germans don't puke. We can hold 10x the piss of regular human beings.
You German? Where were you born?
You are no more German than Donald Trump.
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by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:54 am
I'm 50% Cherman!
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by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:39 pm
Holland is fine, as far as it goes (not far, obviously). It's just the Dutchians haven't really done anything since the 17th Century except eat tulips and always win at speed skating.
Anyone can be brilliant at being lazy if they don't try hard enough.
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by JimC » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:49 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Holland is fine, as far as it goes (not far, obviously). It's just the Dutchians haven't really done anything since the 17th Century except eat tulips and always win at speed skating.
Anyone can be brilliant at being lazy if they don't try hard enough.
You forgot their hard-won expertise at sticking their fingers into dykes...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Rum » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:53 pm
JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Holland is fine, as far as it goes (not far, obviously). It's just the Dutchians haven't really done anything since the 17th Century except eat tulips and always win at speed skating.
Anyone can be brilliant at being lazy if they don't try hard enough.
You forgot their hard-won expertise at sticking their fingers into dykes...
They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring!!
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by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:13 pm
JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Holland is fine, as far as it goes (not far, obviously). It's just the Dutchians haven't really done anything since the 17th Century except eat tulips and always win at speed skating.
Anyone can be brilliant at being lazy if they don't try hard enough.
You forgot their hard-won expertise at sticking their fingers into dykes...
Dutch fingers are far and away the most satisfying.
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