That's when you hit them with Exodus 4:24-26 and see if they're carrying knives.Hermit wrote:They'll throw Matthew 28:18-20 back at you.Brian Peacock wrote:When the Mormons come a-knocking, ask them if they have a Bible with them (they always do) and to read out Matthew 6:1.
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The book of Mormon overrules everything else
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Spoil sport. :harrumph:
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which is why I deem them to be pagans and heretics, gone fare beyond the pale of chretinity, adding scripture to the already complete 2 tesaments is not acceptable.NineBerry wrote:The book of Mormon overrules everything else
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Svartalf wrote:which is why I deem them to be pagans and heretics, gone fare beyond the pale of chretinity, adding scripture to the already complete 2 tesaments is not acceptable.NineBerry wrote:The book of Mormon overrules everything else
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2 books, 3 books, it’s all the same. It’s like the 15 commandments. God was a little cranky when he was talking to Moses. He had a small case of gonorhea. So he just wanted to get rid of Moses. He had three items with him but just gave Moses 2 with these words: take these two tablets and call me in the morning.
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Everything is acceptable, man is the delusional monkey and that is what makes him different from the realists and fun to be around, but would you trust your life with a Mormon pilot?
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At that point I just take the bible and smash them over the head with it..Hermit wrote:They'll throw Matthew 28:18-20 back at you.Brian Peacock wrote:When the Mormons come a-knocking, ask them if they have a Bible with them (they always do) and to read out Matthew 6:1.
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More fun to lure them into the basement and feed to Moloch.
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