Scientific Proof Of God

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:18 am

Sean Hayden wrote:Image
That is currently a fucking craze amongst our students. If they would devote half as much energy to solving equations, I'd have classes of straight A+!
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:19 am

You should give them a physics lesson on how that works. :)

And then ban them from doing it.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:24 am

Now, superuniverse, it's time for some straight talking. You are wasting your precious time here, amongst us benighted heathen. For your pains, you receive mockery, abuse and amused contempt. Clearly, we are beyond saving... :sigh:

But wait! Out there in theist land, there are a bunch of crazies such as Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Exclusive Brethren and many weird Baptists! They are, in your lights, surely in grave theological error, and their souls are in peril! Go ye forth to their websites, and demonstrate the Word according to super universe! I have no doubt they will welcome you with open arms! :tea:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

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pErvinalia wrote:You should give them a physics lesson on how that works. :)

And then ban them from doing it.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Rum » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:14 am

JimC wrote:
pErvinalia wrote:You should give them a physics lesson on how that works. :)

And then ban them from doing it.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Alan B » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:39 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Matthew 6:1
"Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
And where does this ‘Father’ resides, and where it is to be found? In Luke 17:20-21 Jesus specifically states (to the Pharisees) that the ‘Kingdom of God’ – ‘heaven’ - is not to be found ‘here or there’ (in a physical place), but is ‘among you’, ‘within you’ or ‘within your grasp’ (depending on the translation). It is an instruction to look within one’s self for this ‘Father in heaven’.

I think Buddha or Krishna would have no problem in recognising this 'teaching'.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:24 pm

Heaven, Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing never happens. Same as it ever was...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

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Heaven is a halfpipe.

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Oooooh, heaven is a place on earth.

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:45 am

You win :biggrin:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:13 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Heaven, Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing never happens. Same as it ever was...
Heaven... muuuust be there.... it's just got to be there!
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 2:14 am

NineBerry wrote:Heaven is a halfpipe.
It probably is, because Jesus built my hotrod.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:24 am

"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

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