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Couple gets married at Costco

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:01 pm

and holds the reception in the food court
An Australian couple exchanged their vows just feet from the exchange counter at their local Costco wholesale store on Saturday.

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“I’d say it was the most romantic thing to happen in the tire center,” Berkeley, a teacher's aide, told TODAY. “We just love Costco, it’s our favorite place to be, we go there all the time."
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“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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Post by laklak » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:13 pm

Damn, some people just have the life, eh?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by JimC » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:32 pm

That was on our news a while back. Was a very inexpensive option for them...
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:51 pm

JimC wrote:That was on our news a while back. Was a very inexpensive option for them...
Indeed, foot long dog, soda and pastry for less than 5 bucks. Plus they probably sell enormous box wines.

Still, it's a bit awkward for so many reasons eh?
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:55 pm

laklak wrote:Damn, some people just have the life, eh?
--love don't care, just hope they stay that way :biggrin:
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Post by JimC » Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:05 pm

Too many young couples beggar themselves and/or their parents with ludicrously expensive weddings...
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:26 pm

It's not like the choices are Costco or an expensive wedding. You're not being kind of weird about this because it was in Australia are you? :hehe:

If this was an all American Walmart wedding the jokes would've come out by now -surely...
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“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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Post by JimC » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:43 pm

My eldest son is planning to get married next year. It certainly won't be Costco, most likely a winery somewhere in Victoria...
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I'm embarrassed to be associated with the people.
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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:08 am

pErvin wrote:I'm embarrassed to be associated with the people.
The people, united, will never be defeated! :lay:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:11 am

You've obviously never been to Costco on a weekend. --your cause can't compete with free samples :crumple:
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“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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Post by Tero » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:31 am

Hope it last as long as all the toasters they got for gifts.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:52 am

pErvin wrote:I'm embarrassed to be associated with the people.
How are you associated with them?
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pErvin wrote:I'm embarrassed to be associated with the people.
How are you associated with them?
Common citizenship.

It's not particularly logical, but I must admit to similar failures, such as when "we" voted the conservative coalition with Tony Abbott as its leader into government, though I certainly did not vote for any of the bastards. Like it or not, this sort of thing rubs off. Even more embarrassing is the support Pauline Hanson gets from too many of my compatriots.
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Re: Couple gets married at Costco

Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:14 am

oh my, then I'm ashamed for being the same nationality as a lot of people, starting with E Macron and Justin Trudeau...
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