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Post by Trolldor » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:49 pm

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Post by Chinaski » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:51 pm

Pappa wrote:I hate all guitar solos. I think they're wanky and pretentious - unless Jimmy Hendrix is doing them. :hehe:
In that case I think you're wanky and pretentious. :levi:
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Post by Trolldor » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:54 pm

Pappa is right.
Except Jimi didn't play Guitar solos... the music played him.
He had his moments were he could be counted amongst the worst on those alone though.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:56 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Pappa is right.
Except Jimi didn't play Guitar solos... the music played him.
He had his moments were he could be counted amongst the worst on those alone though.
Chaps, let us not squabble! Let us unite against the real enemy - the drum solo......
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Post by Trolldor » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:59 pm

Drum solos?

You mean the loud banging indistinguishable from a studio crashing down around the band while recording?
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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:00 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:Pappa is right.
Except Jimi didn't play Guitar solos... the music played him.
He had his moments were he could be counted amongst the worst on those alone though.
Chaps, let us not squabble! Let us unite against the real enemy - the drum solo......
Not until i post this :hehe:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:00 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Drum solos?

You mean the loud banging indistinguishable from a studio crashing down around the band while recording?
The very same! Such abominations must be stopped.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:02 pm

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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Manowar, born to live forever more! Right to conquer every shore!
Feels funny driving in my car
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:05 pm

Feck wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Manowar, born to live forever more! Right to conquer every shore!
Feels funny driving in my car
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I give some square the finger, he won't look again! No he won't!
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Re: Top 100 Worst Guitar Solos

Post by Pappa » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:18 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:Drum solos?

You mean the loud banging indistinguishable from a studio crashing down around the band while recording?
The very same! Such abominations must be stopped.
What about the 'introduce the band' solo sequence.

"And on lead guitar we have Johnny Sixes" (cue wanky solo)

"On drums, Dave "Diamond" Davies" (cue wanky solo)

"On bass.....


You get the idea. :ddpan:
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Re: Top 100 Worst Guitar Solos

Post by Trolldor » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:20 pm

Porn Jam is never wanky, Pappa.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:21 pm

Pappa wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:Drum solos?

You mean the loud banging indistinguishable from a studio crashing down around the band while recording?
The very same! Such abominations must be stopped.
What about the 'introduce the band' solo sequence.

"And on lead guitar we have Johnny Sixes" (cue wanky solo)

"On drums, Dave "Diamond" Davies" (cue wanky solo)

"On bass.....


You get the idea. :ddpan:
They should introduce orchestras in that fashion.....
"....and on third trumpet we have Clarissa Polkinghorn"
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Re: Top 100 Worst Guitar Solos

Post by Trolldor » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:22 pm

Far too much time for arousal and not enough for supressed yawns from an audience pretending to be more interested than it is.
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