"Alt-right" Parodying Ignorance, Stupidity, Malice, Etc.

[rainbow]

NYPD Steps Up Boycott of Dunkin’ Donuts After Cops Refused Service

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... d-service/

[rainbow]

There is a big push going on for CALEXIT, or more simply Californian secession. The usual narrative is that this is because of disagreements with the Federal government over immigration and sanctuary cities, with Californians taking a much more liberal and lenient attitude than the rest of America toward mass illegal immigration.

But the real reason has more to do with the state's growing obsession with smoking and cultivating marijuana since it legalized the sale of the drug last year.

https://alt-right-news.blogspot.com/201 ... idden.html


You can't make this up.

Can you?

[pErvinalia]

[rainbow]

Televangelist and survivalist Jim Bakker has blamed the impending lunar eclipse on President Barack Obama.

“God came to me in a dream and said I should tell the world that I am plunging the world into darkness to remind people I’m still mad at the Obama years,” said Bakker on his online radio show. “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism.”

http://bizstandardnews.com/2017/08/19/b ... ama-years/#

[pErvinalia]

What a country.

[JimC]

Bakker could start by keeping it in his pants...

[NineBerry]

Over here, the world is plunged into darkness roughly every 24 hours. We call it nightfall.

[rainbow]

Over here, the world is plunged into darkness roughly every 24 hours. We call it nightfall.

Yes, but you have also lots of gay people.

[Svartalf]

You mean that it's because of the gay people in my neighbour hood that the nights have been becoming longer since the start of July?

[NineBerry]

You mean that it's because of the gay people in my neighbour hood that the nights have been becoming longer since the start of July?

No. Given how slow God is (Warning Americans about Obama nearly a year after the end of his 8 year reign of terror), longer nights in your neighbourhood are clear punishment for the naughty things you did in the school toilets that one day in pre-school.