'Blasphemy' row over erotic shots

[Calilasseia]

The way this twonk is complaining, you'd think the photographer had reconstructed the entire Nastassja Kinski demon fucking scene from To The Devil A Daughter ... instead of which, we have a collection of photos that wouldn't pass muster in an A-level photography class.

Now if he wants photos that will really cause him to have an aneurysm, give me 3 hours with a Nikon D90, two Page 3 girls, a bucket of swarfega and an albino donkey, and I'll show him something that'll land him in intensive care faster than you can say "Reverend Yates? I'm from Scotland Yard, child protection division ..."

[klr]

The way this twonk is complaining, you'd think the photographer had reconstructed the entire Nastassja Kinski demon fucking scene from To The Devil A Daughter ... instead of which, we have a collection of photos that wouldn't pass muster in an A-level photography class.

Now if he wants photos that will really cause him to have an aneurysm, give me 3 hours with a Nikon D90, two Page 3 girls, a bucket of swarfega and an albino donkey, and I'll show him something that'll land him in intensive care faster than you can say "Reverend Yates? I'm from Scotland Yard, child protection division ..."

Just make sure that none of the swarfega gets on the camera, will you?

[RPizzle]

The way this twonk is complaining, you'd think the photographer had reconstructed the entire Nastassja Kinski demon fucking scene from To The Devil A Daughter ... instead of which, we have a collection of photos that wouldn't pass muster in an A-level photography class.

Now if he wants photos that will really cause him to have an aneurysm, give me 3 hours with a Nikon D90, two Page 3 girls, a bucket of swarfega and an albino donkey, and I'll show him something that'll land him in intensive care faster than you can say "Reverend Yates? I'm from Scotland Yard, child protection division ..."

...why an albino donkey? You have something against 'coloured' donkies?

[Calilasseia]

Chosen purely for comedy effect I assure you.

[Pappa]

I think they're nice.

http://www.neolestat.com/neolestat_church.htm

[Geoff]

I think they're nice.

http://www.neolestat.com/neolestat_church.htm

So do I! Some of those I find extremely erotic. #5 and #9 are my favourites, I think.

[Trolldor]

...I even find them a little attractive.
He must be doing something right... or my libido is still acting like a teenager after several years of delay.

Nevertheless, it suprises me that anyone can sue for blasphemy based on location - example the game that had a level based in a Church.
And seriously, on what level do they think they have the right to sue for blasphemy based on Geography? They weren't masturbating with a Jesus-Dildo.

[Thinking Aloud]

Churches are "Holy Ground" and "Sacred" and "where God Dwells" (even though he's everywhere too), so doing anything even remotely naughty would be like shagging in your neighbour's garden (assuming you weren't actually shagging your neighbour at the time). And naturally God requires his little minions to be offended on his behalf, since he's clearly impotent to stop us himself.

I think we should all go into local churches and take rude photos of ourselves/partners.

[Trolldor]

Someone should put a Mohammed face on a Jesus-o-fix.

[klr]

I thought the blasphemy law was repealed some time ago?

Nope, still on the books in your manor. We've got our own problems over here, but that's a different story.

Apologies, sackcloth and ashes time. The law was repealed in the UK last year.