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Post by tattuchu » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:12 pm

Just learnt there's such a thing as a tree kangaroo. Straya is a magical place.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:32 pm

They are more common in PNG, i think.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:38 am

I've seen them in Melbourne zoo. Small numbers of one species live in the rainforests of far north Queensland...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:30 am

holy fuck. :o
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Post by tattuchu » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:52 pm

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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:59 pm

They need those big ears to hear the soft rusltle of the poisonous snakes trying to eat them... :tea:
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Post by mistermack » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:45 am

JimC wrote:They need those big ears to hear the soft rusltle of the poisonous snakes trying to eat them... :tea:
Does anything eat the snakes in OZ?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:55 am

Kookaburras. Eagles and other raptors, i'd imagine. The red-bellied black snakes (probably not fatal to an adult, unless you are unlucky) eat the young brown snakes (in the top 3 or 4 venomous snakes in the world). I don't think there are any mammals that eat snakes. Well, there is this clown:

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Post by laklak » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:29 pm

You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:58 pm

laklak wrote:You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
Who will take care of the mongooses?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:58 pm

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Post by JimC » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:00 am

This is an infinite regress...
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Post by laklak » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:10 am

You can import Chinamen to eat the tigers. Probably the mongooses too. I don't know what eats Chinamen. More tigers?
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Re: Straya!

Post by Tyrannical » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:45 am

laklak wrote:You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
Illegal, I checked.

Stupid Aussie wildlife site states "dangers" to indigenous species. All while suspiciously neglecting snakes.
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