Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

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Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by cronus » Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:55 am

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressiv ... e-matthew/

Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Christians panic, claim Hurricane Matthew is punishment from God for the sin of sodomy.
More than a million Americans have been ordered to evacuate as Florida and South Carolina brace for Hurricane Mathew.
According to reports both South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley and Florida Gov. Rick Scott have announced plans for massive evacuations.
In addition, President Obama warned residents of Florida and South Carolina to “prepare for the worst” while speaking to reporters Wednesday. Obama said:
This is a serious storm. If you get an evacuation order, just remember that you can always rebuild, you can always repair property. You cannot restore life if it is lost.
However, while government officials are making sensible plans for evacuation, Christian extremists are blaming the gays for the approaching hurricane.
For example, one anti-gay Christian extremist declares:

Hurricane Matthew Is The Wrath Of God Poured Out On The Cities Of Orlando And Savannah For Supporting The Evil Sodomites.

Andrew Bieszad, a contributor to Shoebat.com, a popular anti-gay, Christian extremist website, explains that God is sending the hurricane as “a sign of His anger” against America for tolerating homosexuality.
Bieszad notes:

The Bible clearly teaches that in the Old Testament whenever the Hebrews were very disobedient towards God, He would send punishments against them, many times in the forms of natural disasters. Christian history also recognizes the same, where God will use His creation to execute judgment against the wicked. While not all bad weather is necessarily a sign of sin, both sacred scripture and sacred tradition clearly note that it can be so. Now we know that Florida is an area that is infected with sin, especially cities such as Miami and Orlando, which are veritable dens of sodomy.

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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:02 am

So, Florida is absolutely buggered...
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by rainbow » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:27 am

JimC wrote:So, Florida is absolutely buggered...
How is this punishment for Sodomites?
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by cronus » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:37 am

rainbow wrote:
JimC wrote:So, Florida is absolutely buggered...
How is this punishment for Sodomites?
God flushing his system out...

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Post by JimC » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:52 am

Send all the christian fundamentalist to Iraq, so they can try to convert ISIS warriors to the true faith.

Would be an amusing sight, if somewhat bloody...
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:20 am

Is Lak evacuating? Make sure you take your guns and plenty of ammo with you!
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:43 am

pErvin wrote:Is Lak evacuating? Make sure you take your guns and plenty of ammo with you!
I think he is on the western side of Florida, away from the hurricane landfall...
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pErvin wrote:Is Lak evacuating? Make sure you take your guns and plenty of ammo with you!
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by NineBerry » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:29 am

Hurrican Matthew is God's punishment for Trump :prof:

Next question: What kind of cruel parents name their son "Hurrican"?

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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by cronus » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:41 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37571685

Hurricane Matthew: Florida warned of 'direct hit'

Florida residents have been warned to prepare for a "direct hit", as Hurricane Matthew pounded the Bahamas after devastating parts of Haiti.
Damage could be "catastrophic", the state governor said. Evacuation orders have been issued along the coast.
Matthew, with winds of 125mph (205km/h), is expected to strengthen and hit Florida as a Category Four storm, US officials say.
It has swept across the Caribbean, with the worst of the damage in Haiti.
At least 22 people have been killed in Haiti and thousands displaced. The storm has forced the presidential election there to be postponed.

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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by Svartalf » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:55 am

rainbow wrote:
JimC wrote:So, Florida is absolutely buggered...
How is this punishment for Sodomites?
Actually, it's divine punishmments for extreme chretins being suffered to live and speak
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:56 am

JimC wrote:Send all the christian fundamentalist to Iraq, so they can try to convert ISIS warriors to the true faith.

Would be an amusing sight, if somewhat bloody...
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by DaveDodo007 » Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:42 pm

As an atheist I just blame Lena Dunham for it.
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Re: Christian Extremists Blame Gays For Hurricane Matthew

Post by laklak » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:07 pm

In Soviet Amerika, Florida bugger you.

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