Summer Solstice Uprising

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by cronus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:12 pm

Seth wrote:
eRv wrote:
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JimC wrote:Excuse me, northern hemisphere supremacist, it happens to be the winter solstice here! :lay:
Lot of cats go missing around here but I put it down to the number of fast food restaurants. :read:
Well that was random.
Not really, just wrong. It's caused by Chinese restaurants...

The lack of dogs is caused by Vietnamese restaurants...
Yes, but you can't be specific like that here.
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by Seth » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:27 pm

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by cronus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:33 pm

I've really started something, now. :nono:
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by Seth » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:33 pm

Crumple wrote:
Seth wrote:
eRv wrote:
Crumple wrote:
JimC wrote:Excuse me, northern hemisphere supremacist, it happens to be the winter solstice here! :lay:
Lot of cats go missing around here but I put it down to the number of fast food restaurants. :read:
Well that was random.
Not really, just wrong. It's caused by Chinese restaurants...

The lack of dogs is caused by Vietnamese restaurants...
Yes, but you can't be specific like that here.
Why not? Neither the Chinese nor the Vietnamese are shy about it, it's simply a culinary fact.

Years ago there was a subsidized housing project in the city where I grew up that was, for the longest time, predominantly occupied by Hispanics. It was a constant source of dog-at-large complaints (and dog bites) to the police department. Shortly after the Vietnam Boatlift resettled Vietnamese refugees began moving in to the complex. Within a couple of years it was entirely occupied by Vietnamese and the Hispanics had moved out.

Interestingly, within a few months of the Vietnamese influx the dog-at-large and dog bite complaint ratios dropped to nearly zero.
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by rasetsu » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:44 am

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by piscator » Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:59 am

laklak wrote:Bespoke Thinking - damn, I'm seeing a niche market here. Tired of thinking for yourself? Do none of the Thoughts at Walmart really fit? Can't find what you're looking for on Amazon? Well, give US a try! We're Bespoke Thinkers, the Number One custom tailored thoughts site on the web! Tell us what you're looking for and we'll do the hard thinking for you, and we guarantee it will fit!

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by piscator » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:08 am

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:11 am

What the fuck is this thread even about?
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:12 am

A rising today? Where?
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by JimC » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:14 am

eRv wrote:What the fuck is this thread even about?
Do you need to ask that about a thread started by Lord Crumple?
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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:24 am

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by piscator » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:30 am

Seth wrote:...

Years ago there was a subsidized housing project in the city where I grew up that was, for the longest time, predominantly occupied by Hispanics. It was a constant source of dog-at-large complaints (and dog bites) to the police department. Shortly after the Vietnam Boatlift resettled Vietnamese refugees began moving in to the complex. Within a couple of years it was entirely occupied by Vietnamese and the Hispanics had moved out.

Interestingly, within a few months of the Vietnamese influx the dog-at-large and dog bite complaint ratios dropped to nearly zero.

Mexicans breed and train dogs, they don't eat them like they were cats or iguanas or cows or something.

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by piscator » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:31 am

eRv wrote:What the fuck is this thread even about?

Waxing.

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Re: Summer Solstice Uprising

Post by JimC » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:33 am

or waning...
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