Archbishop of Oil - Bastard Alert

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36002621

Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary

Having traded in the devils blood now he finds he was born out of wedlock to a man not his father...



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She said the news had come as an "almost unbelievable shock", and although her memory of the time was patchy, she recalled sleeping with former colleague Sir Anthony after "a large amount of alcohol on both sides".

Drink gaveth the desire, but obviously did not taketh away the ability.

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As the actress said to the archbishop...