Heaven exists. Photographic proof!

[rainbow]

http://latest.newssa.co.za/2016/03/31/m ... -prove-it/

[Rum]

However heaven can wait apparently...till the pledges have all rolled in anyway..

[Thinking Aloud]

"If people need the photos right now, send money." (Paraphrased) My doubts are all vanished!

[pErvinalia]

http://latest.newssa.co.za/2016/03/31/m ... -prove-it/

"Internal Server Error". The Devil isn't happy about this development..

[Hermit]

"Internal Server Error" indicates an internal logic malfunction in the claim that a photograph can prove the existence of heaven. If the devil (assuming he exists) wasn't happy we'd get an "Infernal Server Error".

[rainbow]

"Internal Server Error" indicates an internal logic malfunction in the claim that a photograph can prove the existence of heaven. If the devil (assuming he exists) wasn't happy we'd get an "Infernal Server Error".

Quite so.

It is the Angels keeping this information from the Godless.

[rainbow]

For R5 000 you can see prophet's afterlife selfie

news/south-africa/gauteng /

01 April 2016 at 14:42pm

By: Daily Voice Reporter




Johannesburg - A Joburg “prophet” says he has proof the afterlife exists – a selfie that he took in heaven.

Prophet Mboro, the leader and founder of the Incredible Happenings Ministries in Johannesburg, says the miraculous event took place on Easter Sunday.

Thousands of churchgoers witnessed his ascension into nirvana, with people saying the “sky looked different” around 10.30 am on Sunday.

Apparently as Mboro was about to begin his sermon, a beam of light shone down from the sky.

Many feared he had been taken by aliens, and was relieved to learn he was only whisked away to paradise.

Luckily he had his Samsung Galaxy S5 with him, and took a selfie of him chilling with the angels.

But if you want to see this miraculous image, it’s going to cost you.

A spokesperson for the church told the Katlehong Weekly: “The pictures will be made available to the public on his Facebook page later next week and can now only be accessed through a R5 000 pledge.

“Those who need the pictures can contact the church and make the pledge using Money Market then we will send them the pictures on WhatsApp.”

[pErvinalia]

Sounds legit.

[rainbow]

Sounds legit.

Oh yes.

Ex Africa aliquid semper novi

[rainbow]

The most outstanding of the revelations was that Jesus Christ, the Lord and Saviour of the Christian Religion, has a young hot forever young ebony wife.

The Prophet said, “I saw heaven and it is a surprise. Jesus for example, has a beautiful Xhosa wife. She is young, hot, and extremely attractive”

In near Davinci style, the Prophet will have incensed many by his claims.

Christians generally do not want to believe their lord had sex / has sex, as Leonardo Davinci claims in the Davinci Code

Indeed history does depict that Christ probably had a wife, and enjoyed sexual relations with Mary Magdalene.

But Mboro’s claims will cause controversy.

Especially because the wife is not only a wife, but a “young black xhosa wife”

Zulus are going to be extremely angry, as to why Jesus did not take a Zulu number.

[rainbow]

http://newssa.co.za/index.php/2016/04/0 ... 5-carwash/

He lost his phone, so no more pics.

[pErvinalia]

It can happen to anyone.

[Svartalf]

god gave, got took back

[tattuchu]

Worry not, friends. Here it is:

heaven looks like.jpg (69.06 KiB) Viewed 5044 times

[rainbow]

god gave, got took back

It is in the Daily Star.

...so it must be true. See the photos!
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... uth-Africa