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Re: The Devil

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:06 am

The devil you say!
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Re: The Devil

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:35 am

I keep telling you. There's no such thing as the Devil. Only after I've convinced you of this basic fact can we move onto the other things I've got to say here... :nono:
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Re: The Devil

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:43 am

Can't wait for that...
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Re: The Devil

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:35 am

Better say what you have to in another thread then Scumple... the devil is the subject of this one, and it's hard to get rid of it just because.

Though, technically, if there's no god, there's no devil, but that's going out of the assigned box.
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Re: The Devil

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:44 am

I'm not posting in this thread anymore. I've been badly treated by the posters and totally misunderstood. You'll see me in hell before I post here again.
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Re: The Devil

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:44 am

I'm not posting in this thread anymore. I've been badly treated by the posters and totally misunderstood. You'll see me in hell before I post here again.
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Re: The Devil

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:46 am

Perfect timing for a double post! :lol:
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Re: The Devil

Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:14 pm

It may be a frivolous thread to convinced atheists, but some very intelligent people believe this shit, and other very intelligent people go along with it without really investigating the details.

If it was only morons who believed it, I wouldn't give it any time.
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Re: The Devil

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:47 pm

If they actually believe this shit, they have so much cognitive dissonance that their intelligence can't be that great.
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Re: The Devil

Post by klr » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:24 am

JimC wrote:"Between the Devil and the deep blue sea"

"The Devil to pay"

"Even the Devil can quote scripture"

"The Devil is in the details"

"You soul to the devil, sirrah"
From The Merchant of Venice. I can still remember it after all these years ...

Mark you this, Bassanio,
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart:
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath

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Which brings to mind another quote from the same play:

Here comes another of the tribe.
A third cannot be matched
unless the devil himself turn Jew.
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Re: The Devil

Post by laklak » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:42 am

Sympathy For The Devil
Devil With A Blue Dress On
The Devil Went Down To Georgia
Running With The Devil
Dance With The Devil
Devil Woman
The Devil In Her Heart
Friend Of The Devil
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Re: The Devil

Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:31 am

General Motors was openly in league with the devil for well over half a century.
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Re: The Devil

Post by rainbow » Mon Feb 01, 2016 7:00 am

The creatures of the desert will encounter jackals And the hairy goat will call to its kind; Indeed, Lilith (night demon) will settle there And find herself a place of rest.
Isaiah 34:14
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Re: The Devil

Post by mistermack » Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:21 am

rainbow wrote:
The creatures of the desert will encounter jackals And the hairy goat will call to its kind; Indeed, Lilith (night demon) will settle there And find herself a place of rest.
Isaiah 34:14
Only according to some translations.
http://biblehub.com/isaiah/34-14.htm

Lilith was their equivalent of "the bogey man" and was mythology of the time, rather than religion. Of course, in those days, there were leopards and the odd lion roaming at night, so they thought it was a good idea to tell kids stories of monsters of the night.
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Re: The Devil

Post by rainbow » Tue Feb 02, 2016 7:52 am

mistermack wrote:
rainbow wrote:
The creatures of the desert will encounter jackals And the hairy goat will call to its kind; Indeed, Lilith (night demon) will settle there And find herself a place of rest.
Isaiah 34:14
Only according to some translations.
http://biblehub.com/isaiah/34-14.htm

Lilith was their equivalent of "the bogey man" and was mythology of the time, rather than religion. Of course, in those days, there were leopards and the odd lion roaming at night, so they thought it was a good idea to tell kids stories of monsters of the night.
Religion is largely about bogeys.
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