The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

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The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by cronus » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:14 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35341256

The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:40 pm

Great work, Islam.
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by laklak » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:58 pm

Jesus fucking Christ.
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:01 pm

You mean muhammad fucking prophet?
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by tattuchu » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:00 pm

His wanking hand. He's gonna regret that.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:09 pm

he'll adapt or marry
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:19 pm

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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by Forty Two » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:06 pm

Come on people. Not all Muslims cut off their hands. It's not Islam that's to blame here. This is cultural and economic, and a result of a substandard education. To blame Islam is Islamaphobic. After all, Christians willingly crucify themselves every year in the Philippines....
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by piscator » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:47 pm

heh...
He's just doing what he learned in madrassa, right? We should respect his cultural expression. After all, he stole Glory from Allah.


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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by Seth » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:32 am

He said himself he did it so he would get his head chopped off.

Now, if he'll just blaspheme with the other hand (wanking perhaps) and look lustfully upon a woman he'll chop off the other hand and pluck out his eyes. Then he will be useless as a Jihadi and might actually survive.

My bet is on him being recruited by ISIS to commit suicide with a bomb vest. Such a good example of a pious Muslim being even more pious, not to mention avoiding the horrible life he's sure to have as a one-handed Muslim cripple.

At lest he chopped his own hand off. Would that every radical Muslim jihadist were as pious...we wouldn't have to worry about them because they would be too busy chopping off each other's body parts for blasphemy.
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:46 am

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That's a ganja chopper for the family hashish business, btw.
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:14 am

Of course, your hands are a gift from Allah.
And as such, you have a responsibility to look after a gift that comes direct from god.

To cut off such a gift shows contempt for the creator. The only fitting way to atone for such a sin is to cut off one of your hands.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:30 am

Soon he'll just be a limbless torso...
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Re: The boy accused of blasphemy who cut off his hand

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:39 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Soon he'll just be a limbless torso...
Shades of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:55 am

:hehe:
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