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Only Christianity Does The End Times Right

Post by cronus » Fri Dec 25, 2015 3:05 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35178507

Archbishop gives warning over IS threat to Christianity

Christianity faces "elimination" in the Middle East, the region where it began, the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned in his Christmas Day sermon.
Delivering his sermon at Canterbury Cathedral, the Most Reverend Justin Welby said: "Today's Herods - Isis and their like around the world - propose false apocalypses."

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Post by JimC » Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:55 pm

Gotta move with the times, though; these days, it's the 4 SUV drivers of the apocalypse...
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Scump, apparently rogue comets are coming to get us now. Asteroids are so last century. Comets are the new invisible killers.
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Post by cronus » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:20 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Scump, apparently rogue comets are coming to get us now. Asteroids are so last century. Comets are the new invisible killers.

Death by meme.


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Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:59 pm

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:18 pm

Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35178507

Archbishop gives warning over IS threat to Christianity

Christianity faces "elimination" in the Middle East, the region where it began, the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned in his Christmas Day sermon.
Delivering his sermon at Canterbury Cathedral, the Most Reverend Justin Welby said: "Today's Herods - Isis and their like around the world - propose false apocalypses."

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Christians are being driven out of the middle east, that's for sure. Seventy five percent of Iraq Christians have fled Iraq, or died, since 2003. The show "60 Minutes" reported that 125,000 Iraqi Christians were driven from their homes in 2014 (out of 300,000 remaining Iraqi Christians). In the 1920s, about 1/3 of Syrians were Christian. That's down to like 10%. There is the Lebanese Christian diaspora, where several times Lebanese Christians were driven out of the country. The population continues to shift to Islam.

It doesn't get much play, because there is sort of a default position that the Middle East ought to be Islamic. It's rightfully Islamic, and other religious groups are just interlopers.

what needs to be done is theocracy needs to end, and there needs to be separation of Mosque and State in Islamic countries. There ought to be no Islamic countries. There should be secular countries that respect individual rights to practice or not practice any religion or no religion.
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Post by JimC » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:47 pm

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...what needs to be done is theocracy needs to end, and there needs to be separation of Mosque and State in Islamic countries. There ought to be no Islamic countries. There should be secular countries that respect individual rights to practice or not practice any religion or no religion....
I quite agree (adding Judaism to the mix), but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for it to happen...
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:56 pm

JimC wrote:
Forty Two wrote:

...what needs to be done is theocracy needs to end, and there needs to be separation of Mosque and State in Islamic countries. There ought to be no Islamic countries. There should be secular countries that respect individual rights to practice or not practice any religion or no religion....
I quite agree (adding Judaism to the mix), but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for it to happen...
Sure, there should be a secular government with separation of Temple and State in Israel. But, as long as people are o.k. with their being Islamic countries on 95% of Middle Eastern soil, I won't begrudge a Jewish state on a plot of desert the size of New Jersey.
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:23 am

Scumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35178507

Archbishop gives warning over IS threat to Christianity

Christianity faces "elimination" in the Middle East, the region where it began, the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned in his Christmas Day sermon.
Delivering his sermon at Canterbury Cathedral, the Most Reverend Justin Welby said: "Today's Herods - Isis and their like around the world - propose false apocalypses."

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Not true, trust me the muslim retards have a similar view, there is going to be a big battle in Syria where they get their asses kicked and five thousand of them are holed up in Jerusalem where Jesus (I kid you not) comes down and saves them. This is Isis strategy, fucking loony tunes.

http://shoebat.com/2014/11/13/isis-decl ... hristians/
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Re: Only Christianity Does The End Times Right

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:55 am

JimC wrote:
Forty Two wrote:

...what needs to be done is theocracy needs to end, and there needs to be separation of Mosque and State in Islamic countries. There ought to be no Islamic countries. There should be secular countries that respect individual rights to practice or not practice any religion or no religion....
I quite agree (adding Judaism to the mix), but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for it to happen...
Ditto.
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Re: Only Christianity Does The End Times Right

Post by cronus » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:47 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
JimC wrote:
Forty Two wrote:

...what needs to be done is theocracy needs to end, and there needs to be separation of Mosque and State in Islamic countries. There ought to be no Islamic countries. There should be secular countries that respect individual rights to practice or not practice any religion or no religion....
I quite agree (adding Judaism to the mix), but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for it to happen...
Ditto.
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