Self-termination

[redunderthebed]

Yes there are several 'easy'ways to kill yourself , recommend any to you ......not a fucking chance .The idea of getting back at the world ,mourners
prostrated weeping next to your casket thats an epic FAIL

"A permanent solution to a temporary problem."

Quite right shit happens but thats apart of the life experience and i'll be damned if im going to give the experience of life for something that will pass.

Don't be stupid lozzer if you are seriously considering it do me a favour go and see a counsellor and talk about things it helped me deal with crap and it might help with you.

Did a quick google search to see if there was any numbers you can call in the UK
http://www.befrienders.org/helplines/he ... ed+Kingdom

They might be able to point you in the right direction to see a counsellor face to face and also check local charities they might be funded by churches and the alike but if they are professional and proper they will employ fully qualified counsellors/social workers that will help and remember the minute you smell a rat or some fundie xtian posing as a counsellor (it does happen and its disgraceful exploiting vunerable people ) you can always leave.I went to one here and apart from the odd donation they asked for they were virtually free.

Good luck mate.

[Lozzer]

To be honest, I can't be arsed with suicide any more. Call me lazy, but death just ain't worth living.

[Feck]

To be honest, I can't be arsed with suicide any more. Call me lazy, but death just ain't worth living.

It is best not to make any permanent changes .

[Gawdzilla Sama]

To be honest, I can't be arsed with suicide any more. Call me lazy, but death just ain't worth living.

"Never let one choice remove all chance for any other choices."

[Pappa]

To be honest, I can't be arsed with suicide any more. Call me lazy, but death just ain't worth living.

"Never let one choice remove all chance for any other choices."

That almost sounds like Sun Tzu.

[Achtland]

What's wrong with a simple .44 cal through the base of the skull?

If I had had a 44 to hand I might not be here , and as I will admit to having a good time or two since those events then I'm glad.

can i have your dog(s) if i can find you 44?

lozzer if you do inhume yourself can you post your address first so i can attend your funeral?
(i bet your mum puts on a lovely spread.)

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

I've seen people give up before they had to. It always sucked. I've seen other people who died while still in motion, trying right down to that last heartbeat. I know which way I'm going out.

It's a lucky person that gets that choice.

[lordpasternack]

I think one of the best ways to commit suicide would be from direct pressure on the carotid artery. Done properly, it causes you to drift into unconsciouness in a few moments - and if you've set it up so the the pressure remains even while you're unconscious, you'll pass away quite peacefully.

I actually on a few occasions got kind of addicted to the buzz of putting pressure on the carotid till you're semiconscious, for a few moments. Not in an erotic way - though I do understand why they do it. You get covered in pins and needles; your hands flail involuntarily; you feel so ethereal; everything sounds that echoey way... (The morbid part is that I discovered it while self-loathingly pulling on a set of skipping ropes around my neck when I was 9 years old. )

There's little risk of actually killing yourself if no tying of any sort is done - since you lose your grip as you slip into that odd limbo state for a few seconds.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

You're not a tory MP by any chance are you?

[lordpasternack]

You're not a tory MP by any chance are you?

Fuck you.

I said "not in an erotic way" - and I've never risked my death through any sort of tying - except for one time where I'd hit the ground and my vision had gone fuzzy by the time I'd loosened the scarf enough. (Only a few seconds, but it felt quite drawn out at the time.) I was actually sort of testing my hypothesis about it being a fairly painless way to go. I was fully dressed, and they'd at least have found me in a posture of "trying to loosen scarf".

It would have been fairly bizarre, and I wasn't wanting to die, and I'm glad I didn't...

[leo-rcc]

I think Nitrogen has been proposed already. Die while in euphoria, no feeling of asphyxiation, no pain, must be the best way to go.

[Feck]

Helium is recomended ..... and you could record your suicide 'note' with a squeeky voice

[Pappa]

I think Nitrogen has been proposed already. Die while in euphoria, no feeling of asphyxiation, no pain, must be the best way to go.

They use CO2 on chicks. I saw it on TV once, it seems pretty quick.

[Feck]

I think Nitrogen has been proposed already. Die while in euphoria, no feeling of asphyxiation, no pain, must be the best way to go.

They use CO2 on chicks. I saw it on TV once, it seems pretty quick.

If you use helium then your body does not know that you are running out of oxygen so you do not get any feelings of asphixia

[Pappa]

I think Nitrogen has been proposed already. Die while in euphoria, no feeling of asphyxiation, no pain, must be the best way to go.

They use CO2 on chicks. I saw it on TV once, it seems pretty quick.

If you use helium then your body does not know that you are running out of oxygen so you do not get any feelings of asphixia

NO2 would be a good way to go.