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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:24 am

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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:07 am

Seth wrote: The definition doesn't list every single religion, old, new or otherwise because that's not what dictionaries do.
:funny: :funny: :funny:
Pathetic attempt. I pointed to the dictionary definition of ATHEISM, not religion. Which doesn't contain any reference whatsoever to it being a religion.
Or are you saying that the dictionary was WRONG not to class it as a religion? Because that invalidates your entire argument, which you based on dictionary definitions.
Seth wrote: I'm applying textbook dictionary definitions and rigid reason and logic to the religion of science.
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Yeh right. And the textbook dictionary definition of atheism disproves your case and shows up your blatant double standards. Defeated by your own "logic". Yet again.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by JimC » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:17 am

According to Seth, there is a vast difference between Atheism and atheism...
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Hermit » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:30 am

...and according to Seth all atheists are lying Atheists.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:53 am

If you gave a million people the choice of,

a) Atheism is a religion, or b) Atheism is a lack of any religion,

you would get at least 999,990 choose b.

Because there can't be that many Seths around.

Please tell me there can't :ab: :fp:

Edit: A million non-americans, it would have to be.
I'd forgotten how many of them believe that Obama and Bin Laden are the same person.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by JimC » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:25 am

Every time an Atheist posts here, god kills a kitteh! :(
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Ian » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:45 am

Won't somebody please think of the kittehs! :cry:

Oh wait - there are no Atheists posting here. None that I know of, anyway. The kittehs are safe.

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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by JimC » Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:30 am

Ian wrote:Won't somebody please think of the kittehs! :cry:

Oh wait - there are no Atheists posting here. None that I know of, anyway. The kittehs are safe.
Seth knows better... :levi:
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Hermit » Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:33 am

Not many people know much.

Moses did know a lot.

Only God knows everything, but

Seth knows everything better.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by rainbow » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:23 am

Hermit wrote:...and according to Seth all atheists are lying Atheists.
He is wrong. Atheists do not exist.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Seth » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:27 am

mistermack wrote:
Seth wrote: The definition doesn't list every single religion, old, new or otherwise because that's not what dictionaries do.
:funny: :funny: :funny:
Pathetic attempt. I pointed to the dictionary definition of ATHEISM, not religion. Which doesn't contain any reference whatsoever to it being a religion.
...yet.
Or are you saying that the dictionary was WRONG not to class it as a religion?


Absolutely.

Because that invalidates your entire argument, which you based on dictionary definitions.
Not really. You see, there is "atheism" and then there is "Atheism." There is a dictionary definition of "atheism" but "Atheism," while it clearly exists as a religion as I have demonstrated, has not yet hit the Lexicon, but it will.

Until then, one can derive "Atheism" the religion from the definitions of "religion" and "belief" and be perfectly correct in doing so. That's why definitions exist, you see. They exist to describe things based on their characteristics and one can reason from several definitions what the proper label is for a particular thing.

You make the mistake of thinking that dictionary definitions are exclusive. They aren't. One may say "this characteristic A, combined with that characteristic B can rationally use the definition "X" to describe the thing." One cannot, however, say "This thing with characteristics A and B does not have it's own specific definition in a dictionary, therefore it does not exist." That's just stupid.

Dictionaries describe things, they don't make or unmake them.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Seth » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:27 am

JimC wrote:According to Seth, there is a vast difference between Atheism and atheism...
Exactly correct.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Seth » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:29 am

Hermit wrote:...and according to Seth all atheists are lying Atheists.
No, just all the one's I know of or have ever met. And they may not be lying, they may merely be psychotically delusional.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Seth » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:30 am

mistermack wrote:If you gave a million people the choice of,

a) Atheism is a religion, or b) Atheism is a lack of any religion,

you would get at least 999,990 choose b.

Because there can't be that many Seths around.

Please tell me there can't :ab: :fp:

Edit: A million non-americans, it would have to be.
I'd forgotten how many of them believe that Obama and Bin Laden are the same person.
When you get the study done, verified and peer-reviewed, then you can make such claims. Until then it's merely an ex-recto assertion.
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Re: 'Splain this one Atheists...

Post by Seth » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:31 am

JimC wrote:Every time an Atheist posts here, god kills a kitteh! :(
No, every time an Atheist posts here a Chinaman eats a kitteh.
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