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Theoretical question

Post by Tero » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:13 am

There are 7-7.5 billion people in the world. If you had 2.7 million machine guns

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Are there enough bullets, say 10% kill a person, to shoot all the people minus the 2.7 million shooters?

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:22 am

I only shoot bunny rabbits.
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Tero » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:25 am

We would not recruit you. Or you can shoot all the bunnies but you are changing the question and wasting bullets.

So, 70 billion bullets. Do we have it?

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:14 am

The problem's not shooting people. That shit's easy. Merkan 2-year-olds can do it while their mothers look for their purses. The problem is getting all the people into a place where you can shoot them. Some of them are tricky fuckers to find.
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Tero » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:15 am

It might take a few years. We'll give them horses and unlimited hay.

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:40 am

Assuming a kill rate of 1 for every 10 rounds fired and a population of c.7000 million, we're going need 10x more bullets than people: 70,000,000,000. Of course, with the right training we can probably bring that number down a fair bit. However, with a bit of creative thinking and picking the right sites we can irradiate the biosphere and kill most everything but the termites with only 20 nukes. Just goes to show how cost effective the Big Boys are when it comes to self-extinction - though with c.25,000 nukes in the world it looks like someone has been really overspending for next to no benefit.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:51 am

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:56 am

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by laklak » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:58 am

ICEMs. Intercontinental Ebola Missiles.
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:58 am

Can't be done. The mounting numbers of dead would quickly inform the survivors to retaliate. And humans are at their most ingenious when it comes to a fight.
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:58 am

Can't be done. The mounting numbers of dead would quickly inform the survivors to retaliate. And humans are at their most ingenious when it comes to a fight. Romans had the best kit but their weapon suppliers went down with them in the dark ages...
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:26 am

Scumple Scumple... are you aware aware that every post you've made in the last few days days has been duplicating? Can you address this annoyance, please please?
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:15 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Scumple Scumple... are you aware aware that every post you've made in the last few days days has been duplicating? Can you address this annoyance, please please?
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Re: Theoretical question

Post by rainbow » Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:57 am

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Re: Theoretical question

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:05 am

rainbow wrote:
Scumple wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Scumple Scumple... are you aware aware that every post you've made in the last few days days has been duplicating? Can you address this annoyance, please please?
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