Most kids don't stand a chance.

User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:

Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by mistermack » Wed May 27, 2015 9:38 am

I was watching some French Open tennis yesterday. And one of the commentators said that some player or other left it far too late to start playing tennis.
The kid started at age 10.

All the top players start about the age of four or five, these days.
If your kid's eight, don't bother. He's past it, and will never make it.

You need to pick a sport for them, and push them. Like the Williams sisters, who started being COACHED at the age of three.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

User avatar
AvtomatKalashnikova
Posts: 235
Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:32 am
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by AvtomatKalashnikova » Wed May 27, 2015 9:14 pm

Is better for teach your children to survive in wilderness from this age, much more practical skill for day when society crumble. Children of Avtomat will rule post apocalypse raiding tribes and crush skull of many tennis player.

User avatar
cronus
Black Market Analyst
Posts: 18122
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:09 pm
About me: Illis quos amo deserviam
Location: United Kingdom
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by cronus » Wed May 27, 2015 9:31 pm

Most will die in the coming global Ebola plague. They should learn how to wear a spacesuit and avoiding crowds. Also how to operate a body bag safely for relatives who might croak first.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74387
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by JimC » Wed May 27, 2015 10:12 pm

High pressure parenting can lead to very sad families indeed.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
piscator
Posts: 4725
Joined: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:11 am
Location: The Big BSOD
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by piscator » Thu May 28, 2015 12:50 am

There's a psycho-physiological window in a lot of sports. If a kid's not good on a surfboard or skateboard by the time he's 11, he never will be. Gymnastics is the same way.
If you don't have a head for the gamesmanship of individual sports by a young age, you should probably try something else too. Tennis is like a combat sport.

:dunno:

Seth
GrandMaster Zen Troll
Posts: 22077
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:02 am
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by Seth » Thu May 28, 2015 1:22 am

AvtomatKalashnikova wrote:Is better for teach your children to survive in wilderness from this age, much more practical skill for day when society crumble. Children of Avtomat will rule post apocalypse raiding tribes and crush skull of many tennis player.
Da! Although tennis builds good muscles and reactions for the throwing of stones and projectiles.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

User avatar
Blind groper
Posts: 3997
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:10 am
About me: From New Zealand
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by Blind groper » Thu May 28, 2015 3:34 am

Give your kids electronic toys at an early age and let them play. That will build skills of more value than tennis.

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74387
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by JimC » Thu May 28, 2015 3:42 am

Blind groper wrote:Give your kids electronic toys at an early age and let them play. That will build skills of more value than tennis.
Not so sure about that, particularly if that leads them to spend a high proportion of their time staring at tiny screens, sitting down indoors with little exercise. That is not to say that valuable skills cannot be gained by a certain proportion of time spent electronic game playing, but it must be in proportion to other activities. I suspect many parents go down that route because it becomes an easy child-minding solution.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by mistermack » Thu May 28, 2015 4:10 am

Tiger Woods and Serena Williams started at age 3. It's sad, but in their cases it was worth it.

That doesn't apply to the other 99.999% of kids who never make it though.
You could end up with all kids being pushed from the age of three, and getting nothing out of it.

And fetuses being given aptitude tests in the womb, and special workouts so that they hit the ground running.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

User avatar
Hermit
Posts: 25806
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
About me: Cantankerous grump
Location: Ignore lithpt
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by Hermit » Thu May 28, 2015 4:33 am

Blind groper wrote:Give your kids electronic toys at an early age and let them play. That will...
...lead them to spend their waking hours playing Angry Birds until they advance to FPS and suchlike. And their social life will consists of Habbo Hotel, Facebook and other chatrooms. "Looki at my selfie. I made it by taking a photo of my mirror image in the bathroom while holding the iPhone at a fetching angle. Bet no one else has ever thought of doing that..."
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74387
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by JimC » Thu May 28, 2015 5:00 am

mistermack wrote:Tiger Woods and Serena Williams started at age 3. It's sad, but in their cases it was worth it.
If only I had started to truly appreciate gin at age 3! :lay:

I would now be utterly superb as a gin afficiondo, instead of just very, very good...

:sigh:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41246
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 28, 2015 7:05 am

Well, that's better than mme who must be content with being a middling whisky afficionado, and who knows very little about gin.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by mistermack » Thu May 28, 2015 9:46 am

What's to learn?

The more you drink, the more pissed you get.

Only Americans can get that wrong.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41246
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 28, 2015 1:42 pm

there's appreciating the drink between the drinking and the getting pissed.

I peg you as a vodka drinker.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:

Re: Most kids don't stand a chance.

Post by mistermack » Thu May 28, 2015 2:16 pm

Svartalf wrote:there's appreciating the drink between the drinking and the getting pissed.

I peg you as a vodka drinker.
Yes and no. I'll drink any old rubbish. But I don't drink anything very often.
Cheap whiskey is as good as anything for me. If it's too harsh, I add ice-cream and chocolate.

But it all tastes much the same to me, so I don't waste money on the high-priced stuff.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 25 guests