jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months

[pErvinalia]

But the forum doesn't actually exist. So he can't have done any wrong...

[jamest]

James, ya silly bill. You won't get anywhere if someone posts over there about this, cause part of you being suspended is about you not being able to read the subforums you wanted to be able to read. It's a smacked bottom for being a naughty boy.

I know I've been naughty, so smack my bum all you like. I'm not hoping to launch an appeal. Just wanted people to know that I haven't been using the sock to make posts or give myself thumbs-ups. I'm a sad git, but not that sad.

[jamest]

But the forum doesn't actually exist. So he can't have done any wrong...

You never did understand idealism.

How long are you in India for?

[pErvinalia]

There is no India. Only observed India... :razz:

[Fallible]

James, ya silly bill. You won't get anywhere if someone posts over there about this, cause part of you being suspended is about you not being able to read the subforums you wanted to be able to read. It's a smacked bottom for being a naughty boy.

I know I've been naughty, so smack my bum all you like. I'm not hoping to launch an appeal. Just wanted people to know that I haven't been using the sock to make posts or give myself thumbs-ups. I'm a sad git, but not that sad.

I don't wanna smack your bum, I'm just saying that's a reason why you can't make accounts to view the subforums you can't see when you're suspended. But OK, you don't want to appeal against it. People know you haven't been using the account to make posts cause you haven't made any posts with it apart from that one.

[jamest]

There is no India. Only observed India... :razz:

Correct. So how long are you observing yourself in India for?

[pErvinalia]

4 weeks. But the flow of time is an illusion, so it could actually be zero minutes or eternity..

[mistermack]

I looked at Ratskep once.

Funny people over there, all slapping each other on the back, and saying how clever they all were. Which I didn't detect in any of the posts.
It all felt a bit sicky sweet, so I left. I wouldn't have lasted if I'd joined anyway.

[pErvinalia]

Sad to say, but it is filled with sycophants. No different to any real life society, I guess.

[Scott1328]

That is not the RatSkep I observe. This forum is a lot more congenial than that one.

[JimC]

Smacked bottoms, eh?

That's certainly getting closer to the Ratzian ethos!

[jamest]

4 weeks. But the flow of time is an illusion, so it could actually be zero minutes or eternity..

It doesn't matter whether time is an illusion. 4 weeks still means something in relation to the experience of the world (in this instance, notably, it means you have a good chance of getting 'Delhi belly'). Further, any realm beyond time would be timeless, so the notion of "zero minutes" would not be applicable to it.

[jamest]

Smacked bottoms, eh?

That's certainly getting closer to the Ratzian ethos!

For a minute there, I actually thought that she wanted to smack my bottom.

[hackenslash]

[jamest]

hackenslash... the server of decapitated heads... an anxious theist's nightmare.

Luckily, I'm not anxious.