Bolsover 'hotbed of Satanism' claims dismissed

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Bolsover 'hotbed of Satanism' claims dismissed

Post by cronus » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:36 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-de ... e-31093186

Bolsover 'hotbed of Satanism' claims dismissed

Satanists have dismissed claims that a Derbyshire district is a "hotbed of Satanism" or the "Satanic capital of Britain".

In the most recent census, 17 people in Bolsover wrote Satanism as their religion.

This suggested it had the highest concentration of Satanists in England and Wales.

But the Church of Satan believes many people had lied on their census forms because they "think it is funny".

Priestess Serena Malone, administrator for the Church of Satan, said: "We tend to think someone is playing a prank here.

"While we have many members throughout the UK, that area does not have any exceptional concentration of our adherents."

The Church of Satan said it does not give out statistics on where its members are based, because "many bigoted people still see us as some form of threat".

(continued, first thing Satan does is convince folks he don't exist and the second is to organise his headquarters somewhere...) :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:09 pm

It's a no go zone for Christians. Or was that Birmingham? :think:
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Post by cronus » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:21 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:It's a no go zone for Christians. Or was that Birmingham? :think:
Christians are welcome to visit. They never want to leave, at least with their heads on. :read:
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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:24 pm

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Post by klr » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:50 pm

Bolsover doesn't sound like it could ever be the hotbed of anything.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:51 pm

What, not even British respectability?
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Post by klr » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:57 pm

Svartalf wrote:What, not even British respectability?
I'm sure it's eminently respectable, but no more.
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Re: Bolsover 'hotbed of Satanism' claims dismissed

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:04 am

A few years back, Bolsover had a large Coalite factory just outside of town, next to the M1 motorway. This led to a permanent smell of TCP as one drove past...

I now wonder if this smell might have actually been brimstone! :Jack:
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Re: Bolsover 'hotbed of Satanism' claims dismissed

Post by JimC » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:24 am

English satanists only strip to their undies, and drink lukewarm tea at orgies...
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