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Pope smashes bottle on bar
POPE Francis broke the bottom of a Grolsch bottle open on a bar when asked how Catholics should respond to insults to their faith.
He followed that with urgent inquires aimed at finding out who had been “talking shit” about Catholicism and what way these people walk home.
Pope Francis continued: “Freedom of speech is absolutely inviolable when it comes to priests spreading the news of the Lord. For anyone else, not so much.
“Turning the other cheek is one of those things Christ said but, when you read between the lines, didn’t really mean.
“You say anything about the Holy Trinity – you breathe one disrespectful word about the Blessed Virgin – and I put you in the ground, my friend.
“I’m with my Muslim brothers, who should immediately convert to the one true faith or spend eternity being tortured for their sins in hell, on this one.”
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Paris attacks: Pope says freedom of speech has limits
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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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I'll limit my speech to "Shut up Popey."
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More Papal bull...
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Gotta love The Daily Mash.Scumple wrote:http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 5011694509
Pope smashes bottle on bar
POPE Francis broke the bottom of a Grolsch bottle open on a bar when asked how Catholics should respond to insults to their faith.
He followed that with urgent inquires aimed at finding out who had been “talking shit” about Catholicism and what way these people walk home.
Pope Francis continued: “Freedom of speech is absolutely inviolable when it comes to priests spreading the news of the Lord. For anyone else, not so much.
“Turning the other cheek is one of those things Christ said but, when you read between the lines, didn’t really mean.
“You say anything about the Holy Trinity – you breathe one disrespectful word about the Blessed Virgin – and I put you in the ground, my friend.
“I’m with my Muslim brothers, who should immediately convert to the one true faith or spend eternity being tortured for their sins in hell, on this one.”
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