Charlie Hebdo: Gun attack on French magazine kills 12
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Re: Charlie Hebdo: Gun attack on French magazine kills 12
Doesn't everybody? Put a sponge on the end of a pole. Attach the positive lead to the sponge. Clamp the negative lead to the fuckhead's nutsack. Then slosh the salt water over him, dip the sponge in the water and start poking him with it. Zip Zap. Helps if you handcuff him with arms behind the back, and hang the cuffs over a door or meat hook so his feet are off the ground.MrJonno wrote:laklak wrote:True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.
It's scary that you seem to know exactly how to do it
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Re: Charlie Hebdo: Gun attack on French magazine kills 12
Then, put salty wet zip zap Chechen out into Siberian snowbank for consider life decisions!laklak wrote:Doesn't everybody? Put a sponge on the end of a pole. Attach the positive lead to the sponge. Clamp the negative lead to the fuckhead's nutsack. Then slosh the salt water over him, dip the sponge in the water and start poking him with it. Zip Zap. Helps if you handcuff him with arms behind the back, and hang the cuffs over a door or meat hook so his feet are off the ground.MrJonno wrote:laklak wrote:True. OK, enhancedly and vigorously interrogate them first. I'll get the car battery and jumper cables, somebody bring a bucket of salt water.
It's scary that you seem to know exactly how to do it
Tenderfoot stuff, that.

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Seriously, these religious cunts are testing my resolve not to blame moderate religionists for the acts of the extremists. Dunno what to think anymore. What's the solution to this sort of home grown terrorism?
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A gallows would be a good start.
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Well the idea is to do something before it gets to the point of total disaffection from society and committing terrorist acts.
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Perspective. You're far more likely to be struck by lightning than die in a terrorist attack.rEvolutionist wrote:Seriously, these religious cunts are testing my resolve not to blame moderate religionists for the acts of the extremists. Dunno what to think anymore. What's the solution to this sort of home grown terrorism?

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So? Lighting doesn't act with intent. These cunts do.
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Avoid tents?rEvolutionist wrote:So? Lighting doesn't act with intent. These cunts do.

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Avoid religion, I say. In fact, we need to eviscerate it in the west.
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For every person killed by a religious nutjob there are dozens killed in robberies. And far more than that killed by family or friends in arguments. And WAY more than that killed in car accidents.rEvolutionist wrote:Avoid religion, I say. In fact, we need to eviscerate it in the west.
Perspective.

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If terrorism didn't exist teh gummint would create it. It's an elegant and efficient mechanism for chipping away at individual rights and keeping the lumpen in a state of constant alarm, with Fearless Government Agents cast as heroic saviors of course. Orwell got it right in 1984, in order to completely control the population you need a state of constant warfare with an implacable external enemy. Shadowy terrorist cabals are tailor made for that role, without the expense of actual, physical warfare.
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Sounds like a happy medium, arguably superior to other outcomes until the population educates itself enough to quit breeding like Malthusian fruit flies. 

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:For every person killed by a religious nutjob there are dozens killed in robberies. And far more than that killed by family or friends in arguments. And WAY more than that killed in car accidents.rEvolutionist wrote:Avoid religion, I say. In fact, we need to eviscerate it in the west.
Perspective.

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We already eviscerated religion in the West, when we separated it from government.
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