Some of the biblical God's greatest bloopers

[tattuchu]

Mosquitos have plenty of redeeming attributes. Bet there's at least 10 good reasons to be glad we have them.

List them. My bet is that you'll mention that one of the good reasons is that we can't appreciate not feeling itchy unless we experience itch. I also bet that any others you list are just as shitty.

Bats eat them and bats are cute. Bats also spread disease but those are just the bad bats. You can't judge all bats on the basis of a small subset of ill-behaved members of the bat community. The important thing to remember is that bats are cute.

[piscator]

Seth is wrong, just for a refreshing change. It's pretty trivial to prove a negative.

Prove that in an infinite set the number 42 doesn't exist in it.

x
for x={integers from 0-42}
if x is true stop

[pErvinalia]

infinite set.

[Hermit]

And named her Cristina. But no, if there were a Christian god, given his series of fuckups, Cristina Rad is yet more proof that he cannot be responsible for her existence. I mean, he did invent light before he invented the sun, for example. If he can't get the simple things right, how could he ever manage to create a Cristina Rad?

Turning to the creation of Adam and Eve (how do we even know their names before god invented the birth certificate?), they had several children. Yeah. That's only natural. People fuck. But god also said that incest is a big nono. So, who did their children fuck in order to procreate?

[piscator]

infinite set.

All infinite sets?

[tattuchu]

And named her Cristina. But no, if there were a Christian god, given his series of fuckups, Cristina Rad is yet more proof that he cannot be responsible for her existence. I mean, he did invent light before he invented the sun, for example. If he can't get the simple things right, how could he ever manage to create a Cristina Rad?

Turning to the creation of Adam and Eve (how do we even know their names before god invented the birth certificate?), they had several children. Yeah. That's only natural. People fuck. But god also said that incest is a big nono. So, who did their children fuck in order to procreate?

The animals. And, thus, the Welsh.

[pErvinalia]

infinite set.

All infinite sets?

yeah, why not?

[piscator]

infinite set.

All infinite sets?

yeah, why not?

All sets which include positive integer 42 do, all sets which do not, don't.

[pErvinalia]

Don't confuse me with maffs!

[rainbow]

infinite set.

All infinite sets?

yeah, why not?

All sets which include positive integer 42 do, all sets which do not, don't.

Any set which contains the number 42 cannot be the empty set.

Therefore Atheists do not exist.

[pErvinalia]

Well now I'm totally confused. Alls I'm saying is that with a set of something that has infinite things in it it's impossible to prove that a particular thing isn't in there.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Mosquitos have plenty of redeeming attributes. Bet there's at least 10 good reasons to be glad we have them.

List them. My bet is that you'll mention that one of the good reasons is that we can't appreciate not feeling itchy unless we experience itch. I also bet that any others you list are just as shitty.

Actually, mosquitos are an essential part of many food-chains, their larvae, nymphs and adults provide an abundant food-source for an amazing number of amphibians, fish, birds, rodents and other insects.

[Hermit]

Actually, mosquitos are an essential part of many food-chains, their larvae, nymphs and adults provide an abundant food-source for an amazing number of amphibians, fish, birds, rodents and other insects.

Without mosquitoes the amazing number of amphibians, fish, birds, rodents and other insects would simply turn to other sources for food, wouldn't they? Couldn't god have made it so in the first place anyway? Looks like you have inadvertently agreed that intelligent design isn't, and therefore god fucked up. If he existed in the first place, that is.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, mosquitos are an essential part of many food-chains, their larvae, nymphs and adults provide an abundant food-source for an amazing number of amphibians, fish, birds, rodents and other insects.

Without mosquitoes the amazing number of amphibians, fish, birds, rodents and other insects would simply turn to other sources for food, wouldn't they?

Some of them, perhaps. But removing any species from an ecological system usually has unpredictable consequences. Others are obligate predators on mosquitos - often on a single species of mosquito - they would be fucked.

Couldn't god have made it so in the first place anyway?

God is not Jean-Luc Picard.

Looks like you have inadvertently agreed that intelligent design isn't, and therefore god fucked up.

Intelligent design, in the words of Pauli, isn't even wrong!

If he existed in the first place, that is.

Really? You think there might not be a god. But.. but... but... who changes the water?

[laklak]

Fuck mosquitoes and fuck their obligate predators. Let 'em learn to eat something else. Adapt or die, motherfuckers, the universe don't give a shit.