2015

[mistermack]

New year coming up.
When Jesus said he would return, if he'd made it clear that it wouldn't be for at least 2014 years, the Jews would have told him to fuck off.

Scammer.

[mistermack]

Thinking about it, he was thirty when he said it.
So it's less than 2000 years.

Probably true then.

[laklak]

Goddamnit I just got used to writing "2014", and now they go and change it again. Assholes.

[Scot Dutchy]

100 years ago people thought the Great war would over by now.

[Mark Dreher]

New year coming up.
When Jesus said he would return, if he'd made it clear that it wouldn't be for at least 2014 years, the Jews would have told him to fuck off.

Scammer.

The jews?

Are in the news?

Really.

Hmm..

14 million, jews.

Barely, noticed.

I have 7 BILLION, children.

Jews are a tini, tiny fraction, of one (1) percent

And treated

As such.

One person?

One vote.

[Mark Dreher]

Goddamnit I just got used to writing "2014", and now they go and change it again. Assholes.

We can't stay in 2014, forever.

The new year?

Is here.

I usually sign checks, wrong, for about a month.

But, you're right.

Time to do that.

[Mark Dreher]

Thinking about it, he was thirty when he said it.
So it's less than 2000 years.

Probably true then.

The original Jesus?

Was "not, supposed to be believed".

No, not at all.

He "had to look weak"

For the jews, "to reject him".

God? had a new "chosen people".

But, you know, "contracts".

So.. It must be done delicately.

How?

1. Make Jesus, "too young, to be believed". Only 30, a kid. No one, essencially, believed him.

2. Don't make him, "get rid of the Romans". What????? He did not hate Romans?

3. Make him drink. On earth, the original Jesus? was a drunk. As a skunk.

No one

Believed him.

Weren't meant to.

Now, "the Second Coming", however?

"Fixes all that".

1. Old enough.
2. Intelligent
3. Sober

And tough.

Ya.

[Scot Dutchy]

Hi Mark just got kicked out of Ratskep eh!

Nice one. Going to annoy the good people here are you. Well good luck. Things are quite different here.

[Mark Dreher]

Hi Mark just got kicked out of Ratskep eh!

Nice one. Going to annoy the good people here are you. Well good luck. Things are quite different here.

They "no likey me"

Me? me.

Seems impossible.

I step on peoples toes, I guess.

Big feet

Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet?

Yes

Big shoes.