Your heritage?
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Forgot to mention my sperm-donor's side of the family. His mother was red-headed Irish, no clue about his father, the guy died at an early age in a shoot-out with cops.
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I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...Bella Fortuna wrote::syllabubspray:Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).
A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now...
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Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however.Clinton Huxley wrote:I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...Bella Fortuna wrote::syllabubspray:Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).
A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now...

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Aye, the only worthwhile part of my gallic inheritance...Gawdzilla wrote:Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however.Clinton Huxley wrote:I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...Bella Fortuna wrote::syllabubspray:Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).
A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now...
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I wouldn't put it past you to secretly hunger for frogs' legs and do rude things with baguettes while wearing a beret and nothing else...Clinton Huxley wrote:Aye, the only worthwhile part of my gallic inheritance...Gawdzilla wrote:Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however.Clinton Huxley wrote:I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...Bella Fortuna wrote::syllabubspray:Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).
A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now...

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My Frenchy DNA mostly manifests itself in an insatiable appetite for claret....Bella Fortuna wrote:I wouldn't put it past you to secretly hunger for frogs' legs and do rude things with baguettes while wearing a beret and nothing else...
"I grow old … I grow old …
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Aye, the only worthwhile part of my garlic inheritance...Gawdzilla wrote:Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however.

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Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.
Other than that, I'm a human mongrel with a slight tilt towards Irish gaelic.
Other than that, I'm a human mongrel with a slight tilt towards Irish gaelic.
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My ancestors came down from the trees a few million years ago ... things just went downhill from there. 

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I have pictures of some of your relatives that I ought to post.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.

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I always like to think as I am about to peel a potato - "Well you & I, go back far enough, & you'll find a common ancestor"Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.
Other than that, I'm a human mongrel with a slight tilt towards Irish gaelic.

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On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.
On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.
On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.
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"The cracker is strong in this one."Ayaan wrote:On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.
On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.

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One of Juan Ponce de León's mob, or maybe Hernando de Soto's. Probably not something to be broadcast to any Native Americans in your locality ...Ayaan wrote:On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.
On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.

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