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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Forgot to mention my sperm-donor's side of the family. His mother was red-headed Irish, no clue about his father, the guy died at an early age in a shoot-out with cops.
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:24 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).

A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:25 pm

Pappa wrote:I was rat-arsed.
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:26 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).

A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
:syllabubspray:

WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now... :nono:
I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...
Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however. :levi:
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:27 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).

A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
:syllabubspray:

WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now... :nono:
I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...
Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however. :levi:
Aye, the only worthwhile part of my gallic inheritance...
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:29 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Scottish on my mum's side, French on my Dad's side, with some sizzling gypsies thrown in for good measure (it was in Lancashire Life, so it must be true).

A frankly horrific set of antecedents - thistle-munching, face-painting savages, randy,garlic-slobbering cowards and people who will tarmac your drive for you. Shameful.....
:syllabubspray:

WHAAAAA??!!? You're a Frenchie? Oh, how the scales have fallen from my eyes now... :nono:
I remember my paternal grandmother taking me to one side to break the news. Gave me a fit of the vapours, I can tell you...
Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however. :levi:
Aye, the only worthwhile part of my gallic inheritance...
I wouldn't put it past you to secretly hunger for frogs' legs and do rude things with baguettes while wearing a beret and nothing else... :what:
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:31 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I wouldn't put it past you to secretly hunger for frogs' legs and do rude things with baguettes while wearing a beret and nothing else... :what:
My Frenchy DNA mostly manifests itself in an insatiable appetite for claret....
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:36 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Certainly explains your attitude toward combat, however. :levi:
Aye, the only worthwhile part of my garlic inheritance...
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:06 pm

Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.

Other than that, I'm a human mongrel with a slight tilt towards Irish gaelic.
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by klr » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:10 pm

My ancestors came down from the trees a few million years ago ... things just went downhill from there. :coffee:
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Re: Your heritage?

Post by klr » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:11 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.
I have pictures of some of your relatives that I ought to post. :eddy:
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Post by Guy_Montag » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:15 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Go back far enough and I have exactly the same heritage as everyone else - some lemur-like primate.

Other than that, I'm a human mongrel with a slight tilt towards Irish gaelic.
I always like to think as I am about to peel a potato - "Well you & I, go back far enough, & you'll find a common ancestor" :food:

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Post by Ayaan » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:43 pm

On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.

On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:48 pm

Ayaan wrote:On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.

On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.
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Post by klr » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:49 pm

Ayaan wrote:On my mothers' side, my family is a mix of English, Scottish, German, and French.

On my father's side, my family is a mix of English, German, Spanish, French. According to my grandmother's research we are related to one of the Spanish conquistadors who originally explored what became Florida.
One of Juan Ponce de León's mob, or maybe Hernando de Soto's. Probably not something to be broadcast to any Native Americans in your locality ... :whistle:
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