Marijuana in the bible, by Mark Dreher

[Hermit]

Well, my dear, hemp, in the bible, is called "Kaneh Bosem"

Which is the plural, of the term "Cannabis", or hemp.

Thanks for your attempt to obfuscate, but Kaneh Bosem means holy anointing oil. One of its five ingredients, cinnamon bark, is thought to be cannabis by dopeheads.

[Mark Dreher]

Well, my dear, hemp, in the bible, is called "Kaneh Bosem"

Which is the plural, of the term "Cannabis", or hemp.

Thanks for your attempt to obfuscate, but Kaneh Bosem means holy anointing oil. One of its five ingredients, cinnamon bark, is thought to be cannabis by dopeheads.

What, are you, "a scholar"?

Well I frikkem am.

There's a million places, that speak of "the anointing oil", and how it works.

The Books of Enoch, mainly.

Enoch, or Jesus, if you wish, "was brought to Heaven".

But he was not "comfortable".

These creatures? Were awesome.

Half naked, beasts.

Manly men, and pretty gals.

And they "shined", they were shiny.

With some kind of oil.

Then, Enoch stripped down, "and rubbed on the oil".

Wo, Enoch, then became one, a God, too.

Hemp, cannabis, is "The doorway to God".

Seek, and you will find.

Knock?

And the door will open.

[Brian Peacock]

[Hermit]

Well, my dear, hemp, in the bible, is called "Kaneh Bosem"

Which is the plural, of the term "Cannabis", or hemp.

Thanks for your attempt to obfuscate, but Kaneh Bosem means holy anointing oil. One of its five ingredients, cinnamon bark, is thought to be cannabis by dopeheads.

What, are you, "a scholar"?

I make no such claim. One doesn't have to be a scholar to recognise bullshit.

At any rate, I've enjoyed many a bong without ever feeling the need of biblical approval. That book contains too many contradictions and utter nonsense to be of any value or authority to me.

[Mark Dreher]

Thanks for your attempt to obfuscate, but Kaneh Bosem means holy anointing oil. One of its five ingredients, cinnamon bark, is thought to be cannabis by dopeheads.I make no such claim. One doesn't have to be a scholar to recognize bullshit.

At any rate, I've enjoyed many a bong without ever feeling the need of biblical approval. That book contains too many contradictions and utter nonsense to be of any value or authority to me.

The bible

Is "a honey pit", my dear.

Attracting flies.

You get near it?

"You're stuck."

You did something wrong, definitely so.

So? We got you.

Is how it works.

Pandora's Box

Never, open it.

A trap, that can always, "catch you".

You did something wrong!!

Well no kidding.

You stepped

In honey.

[Mark Dreher]

Just say no.

No.

See how easy? I can do it.

And yes, I can say yes.

I speak American, Aramaic, and a little Spanish.

"Como es blanco puntas?"

Which means

"Which way to the white whores?"

Which is all the Spanish, you need in Mexico.

I think we'll both agree.

[Hermit]

The bible Is "a honey pit", my dear.

Thanks for volunteering your opinion.

[Mark Dreher]

The bible Is "a honey pit", my dear.

Thanks for volunteering your opinion.

I write bibles.

I know what they're for.

They are "Venus Fly Traps".

And you be a fly.

If I, "can't make you feel guilty??"

I have no power, over you.

So.. the psycho drama is, explained.

Religion

His how God

"Develops, the personal relationship, she wants, with you".

Mostly? By "being mean", to you.

i.e. "Telling you, you're bad".

When? "You are normal".

Doing, the same sins, everyone does.

But doesn't talk about.

God, is mean.

But, "read between the lines".

Because? It is a love letter, pure and simple.

God, develops "deep relationships", how?

By being a jerk.

For a while, and then?

"Best Friend".

Is how it works.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

The bible

Is "a honey pit", my dear.

Attracting flies.

I think we all know something else that attracts flies...

[Brian Peacock]

Is that a mars bar?


I've soooo got the munchies.... hmmmm...

[Svartalf]

could as well be, wanna bite?

[cronus]

Twix, the other bar tasted unusual for a Twix.

[Mark Dreher]

I think we all know something else that attracts flies...

A turd

For you nerds

Would be helpful.

You hurt me.

You got no respect, you know.

Maybe you're defective?

Or weird, at least.

I ponder, rude people.

Where, do you get off?

Stepping, on "other people's, toes"?

Is rude, you know.

We could never

Be friends.

Hmm..

Oh well.

We were talking about, what?

Hemp, homosexuality, drugs, abortion, a few things..

And what did I say?

"Don't worry, about it".

The nicest words, I could possibly say.

To any human.

Rude people, are interesting.

Ya.

I don't really think so.

You hurt God?

You, will feel it, not me.

Who, are you talking to, really? Mark? or "I Am?"

Oh, what thin ice, we skate on.

I don't know why

I say that.

Course, I didn't.

Being, a prophet

Who did?

[Mark Dreher]

Twix, the other bar tasted unusual for a Twix.

A Twix??

I think the poop, at the bottom of the pool, in Caddyshack, was a Baby Ruth.

Pretty sure.

A twix? Would be a brick.

And Scumple

Don't shit bricks..

She, "Just Breathe" s.

[Mark Dreher]

Is that a mars bar?


I've soooo got the munchies.... hmmmm...

Me too.

Refer to aforementioned, article, however.

You just may be "in tox a ficated"

Through? the use of intoxicants.

Munchies? Can follow.

And little green men, or is it blue?

Like a Smurf? Hard to say.

But I, would suggest, "a hamburger".

As wimpy, would say, "I'll gladly pay you tomorrow"

For a hamburger, today.

No way!

Yes, hamburger, hamburger.

I need

A hamburger.

Excuse me.

(Fade to chewing sound .)