Australia taken hostage by Islamic Terrorists!

[cronus]

False flag attack.

Sydney siege: Gunman 'requests Islamic State flag'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-30475110

[pErvinalia]

I was wondering how long it would take you to find that.

[pErvinalia]

Oh. Oops, you haven't actually found the conspiracy theory...

[cronus]

Oh. Oops, you haven't actually found the conspiracy theory...

You know how it is. Spend months planning these things. On the day you rush around and pick up the wrong flag.

[Brian Peacock]

Easily done.

[Hermit]

It turns out that the hostage taker is a loon.

Mr Conditsis said the public could be assured that the siege was not the work of an organised terrorist group.

"This is a one-off random individual," he said.

"It's not a concerted terrorism event or act.

"It's a damaged goods individual whose done something outrageous."

Conditsis is a lawyer who represented the loon in another case last year.

[cronus]

It turns out that the hostage taker is a loon.

Mr Conditsis said the public could be assured that the siege was not the work of an organised terrorist group.

"This is a one-off random individual," he said.

"It's not a concerted terrorism event or act.

"It's a damaged goods individual whose done something outrageous."

Conditsis is a lawyer who represented the loon in another case last year.

He wasn't working alone he had a terrorist cell going on in his head?

[Hermit]

He wasn't working alone he had a terrorist cell going on in his head?

He isn't working alone in the exact same way you are not posting alone.

[cronus]

He wasn't working alone he had a terrorist cell going on in his head?

He isn't working alone in the exact same way you are not posting alone.

Married? Explains everything that does.

[Hermit]

He wasn't working alone he had a terrorist cell going on in his head?

He isn't working alone in the exact same way you are not posting alone.

Married? Explains everything that does.

Projecting much?

[cronus]

He wasn't working alone he had a terrorist cell going on in his head?

He isn't working alone in the exact same way you are not posting alone.

Married? Explains everything that does.

Projecting much?

No, extrapolating a line of thought. You are fortunate there is no projecting.

[cronus]

Close to sorted now. Looks like their checking for explosives. Terrorist probably dead.

[laklak]

Could be they haven't thought about it. Australians don't have much imagination.

'Course they do. They found a use for leftover brewer's yeast (something they have in enormous abundance). They make sammiches with it. The rest of us just try to feed it to the dogs, without much success I might add.

[cronus]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-30484419

Misunderstood. He had feelings. Too many feelings...

[Hermit]

'Course they do. They found a use for leftover brewer's yeast (something they have in enormous abundance). They make sammiches with it. The rest of us just try to feed it to the dogs, without much success I might add.

Among other products of Australian the imagination are the tank, rotary hoe, electronic pacemaker, Atomic Absorption Spectrophotometer, solar hot water system, black box flight recorder, plastic spectacle lenses, variable rack and pinion steering, power board, digital sampler, bionic ear, baby safety capsule, gene shears, polymer banknotes, spray-on skin, wi-fi...