Marijuana in the bible, by Mark Dreher

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Scumple wrote:The Bible never mentions homosexuals, not even one time. The Sodomites are another matter. They had gone far beyond normal pleasures of anykind. Some had taken to eating shit mixed with bread. That they lacked Peanut Butter is no excuse for that disgusting habit. :nono:
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Post by Mark Dreher » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:28 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Who cares if it doesn't produce offspring?








That's what I'm saying.

It's not a big deal.

Homosexuals, are OK.

God would say.

God loves homosexuals.

We kinda got off on the wrong foot, deal.

It's best to be clear.

God loves

Homosexuals.

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:15 am

Allah smites 'em...
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Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:25 pm

I wonder if you could MAKE a bible out of the Marijuana plant?
Hemp makes very strong rope. And a lot of the plant goes to waste.

They could make good, strong, hard-wearing bibles that smell yummy.
The good book.
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JimC wrote:Allah smitessmokes 'em...
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:30 pm

mistermack wrote:I wonder if you could MAKE a bible out of the Marijuana plant?
Hemp makes very strong rope. And a lot of the plant goes to waste.

They could make good, strong, hard-wearing bibles that smell yummy.
The good book.
Praise the Lord.
hemp paper iss strong, but does not smell of it anymore due to all the treatments to make it inkfast.
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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:58 pm

And then there is the hempen rope around the neck...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by piscator » Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:48 pm

Thomas Jefferson penned the Declaration of Independence on hemp paper. Jacob Shallus penned US Constitution on hemp paper.
Britannia ruled the waves in oaken ships with hempen lines and stays, and pretty much declined as that sort of thing was obsoleted by steel.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:09 pm

At a push, those thin pages in bibles make a workable Rizla substitute. I would recommend you stick to smoking the psalms, proverbs or song of songs, which generally have a more mellow flavour. Avoid the OT prophets or any of Paul's epistles unless you really enjoy a hefty dose of paranoia with your high. :tea:
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Post by piscator » Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:14 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Not according to millions of his followers.

Now now, Fred Phelps and Co only represent a small minority of Christians, the vast majority of whom know by faith that God merely dislikes fags intensely. :prof:

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Don't pull on Superman's cape..

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:12 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Not according to millions of his followers.







Who the Hell cares?

Who judges you?

The Lord Jesus.

I write, the book of life.

And, the only sin, "I care about?"

Hmm..

"Did you say grace", when you lived?

So..

Why don't you start doing that?

That's pretty easy.

"Start?"

Today, and the judgment

Will go your way.

I'm not saying that Heaven is, "falling off a log", you got to do, "a tiny bit".

But not much.

And NOTHING, to do with homosexuality, is used to judge you.

That, ain't even on the table.

But, I will ask you, one day, "did you say grace?"

So.. "be superstitious"

Don't pull on Superman's cape..

Don't spit, in the wind

Don't pull, the mask off that old Lone Ranger..

And say grace.

Please.

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Coffee break

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:16 am

JimC wrote:Allah smites 'em...






Nah.

Allah?

Satan, and Lucifer

Himself

Get me coffee.

And he does it?

With a smile.

Worry about me.

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Re: Marijuana in the bible, by Mark Dreher

Post by cronus » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:18 am

Satan and his minions?

Where do you stand?

Are you prepared for the final battle? Can you identify the demons in your town?

They are cunning. They mask themselves in light and take the best seats at the temple?

See your local mayor?

One of Satan's, bought long ago.

Study his politics. Learn about your foe Mark.

The day is coming soon.

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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Mamma's milk

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:22 am

mistermack wrote:I wonder if you could MAKE a bible out of the Marijuana plant?
Hemp makes very strong rope. And a lot of the plant goes to waste.

They could make good, strong, hard-wearing bibles that smell yummy.
The good book.
Praise the Lord.









Oh God yes.

Hemp, makes good rope, good cloth, and good paper.

And you put it into a bowl, "and smoke it".

Believe it, or not.

It is a wonderful plant.

It's like milk.

What to we get from milk?

Everything, almost.

Milk, cheese, butter, ice cream, yogurt.

Think of hemp?

As milk.

Yo mamma's milk.

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