Marijuana in the bible, by Mark Dreher

[Mark Dreher]

Marijuana in the bible


God, is not here, to ruin your day

No way!


i.e. God is very proud of Marijuana, so we will be changing the laws.


The Father does allow the use of "medical use marijuana", and of "recreational use marijuana".

The states who already offer this medicinal alternative to their constituents have had nothing but a great success with it, and with great feedback from the patients served. And the Father feels that it should be more broadly available, and in all 50 states. Marijuana or "hemp" is a plant designed by the Father to do two things, first to make durable and perfect rope and cloth, and second to make a very wide variety of effective and helpful medicinal remedies for his children.

Marijuana has medical uses as a sedative, a hypnotic, a painkiller, and for the treatment of nausea.

The people who suffer the most acutely from simply living in one of "the restrictive states" are the cancer patients. The anti-nausea effect of using marijuana is imperative in creating and maintaining a healthy appetite. Patients without that option invariably take in inadequate nutrition and suffer great weight loss and "wasting away" syndrome.

Also chronic arthritis sufferers are being neglected by not having that option available to try. Glaucoma patients need it to prevent going blind and to help them see in focus. Hemp has also been proven to help: irritable bowl syndrome, depression, crohn's disease, acid reflux disease, fibromyalgia, anxiety, ulcers, psoriasis, erectile dysfunction, and muscular dystrophy. Just to name a few.


This is the line..

"Marijuana has a wide variety of helpful and medicinal uses that all states and countries should provide very easy access to".


God is very proud of marijuana my dears.


And there is nothing wrong with it.


Now, I will take away tobacco.


Because it is killing you.


But I will leave you with this one.


Because God is proud of it.


It is a part of utopia.


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And using "water bongs" greatly prevents coughing and many other potential lung problems.


If you are treating yourself, a good glass water bong will give you very good lung protection. And they are pretty. Shekinah likes all "holy sacrament" type things to be pretty. Make SURE that you purchase the liquid bong cleaner with it or you will have "one stinky stained up mess" instead of a bong within 24 hours. Bong cleaner is made to restore them to "pristine condition" after each day's use.


And that is the only way to deal with that sacrament.


Notice how clean and perfect the Shekinah's bong is. That is solely because of "bong cleaner". You should keep yours in the same way. Or else it will stink up your house. (You will be worse off than when you started, the Shekinah hates stinky houses).


And God told you that you could do it..


So it is a "Holy Item".


Must be kept perfect.


Must be kept clean.


The main thing if you are a consumer of marijuana, is to strictly avoid any and all "simple burning" of the plant. And that is using a rolled up joint or some sort of solid pipe. That will kill you. You must use either a vaporizer or a water bong to safely consume that plant. Marijuana was one of the "pleasing incenses" that were and are burned on "the Holy Altar of God" within the Holy of Holies. It also was the main ingredient in the "anointing oil" that is applied to the skin of sick people to heal them.


Jesus was "the anointed one". And hemp was the main and only active ingredient in the oil Jesus and his apostles were anointed with. You can learn much more about the mention of hemp in the bible here.

And unlike cigarette smoke, marijuana has been found to he harmless to the lungs in this 20 year study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, see here. Obviously, you would want to consume it either through a vaporizer or a water bong for lung safety.


And you have permission to use it under Genesis 1:29 - "And God said, Behold, I give you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of the earth, and every tree that has fruit, they shall be yours as food."


We will adjust the laws shortly. It will be treated as alcohol is now. Must be over 21 (it is not good for growing bodies, and you can not effectively learn at school if you use it, so you must wait until you are well past that phase of your life), you can not drive with it, that is a DUI. You can not have an open container in your car. You buy it at the store and you take it home. That's it. Or else you will lose your license.


You can not go to work or attend school high, that is grossly irresponsible, and IT WOULD MAKE GOD SEVERELY FROWN.


Every human has an occupation that takes up the bulk of their day, and only an idiot would be high at school or at work.


Are you an idiot?


I don't think so.


So I will give you a chance. To see if you can act responsibly. Marijuana is a sacrament. That means it is holy. You do not use it during the work day, you use it at night or on weekends. Carefully. And without other stuff. Nice and easy, gentle. Sacrament. Not beer. Holy.


If you use it "all the time" however..


It will become quite ineffective.


And you will lose that blessing from God.


But


If you are home


And not going out.


It is no big deal.


You are welcome.


The dear Queen Mum does not want her precious children to suffer


So this is the gift to her children of "the blessing of marijuana".

What did Queen Victoria say about hemp?


It is ironic, but the other famous human with the same nickname as our beloved patriarch Queen Shekinah, (or the "Queen Mum"), also touted the benefits of medical and medicinal treatments using marijuana.

Queen Elizabeth, the other "Queen Mum" as she also was called, herself used it for her many various ailments and ALWAYS touted the beneficial effects of marijuana widely.


And your Queen Mum is trying to take care of you.


She loves her children.


She is "the womb" you know.


The very womb you came out of.


Marijuana should be readily and freely available for recreation, and the treatment of any malady that will benefit from it. It should be grown by small licensed "mom and pop" home growers. Hopefully people who would otherwise be unemployed. Very closely inspected, with each mature plant being physically tagged, numbered, and counted. A single plant can be worth several hundred dollars, tagging it like a deer and tracking it for tax collection purposes, will not be too great of a burden on the licensed grower. Importing medical marijuana from Columbia just funds the cocaine cartels. Those boats full of cash that we send down come back filled with cocaine. Keep the money within the USA.


No human should suffer needlessly just because they live in a restrictive state without common sense. It has freely been available in many states for many years and without any problems. Many people are being helped. Many people are suffering less. The experiment has already been a great success.


And now it needs to be a broad based great success.


PS. What do you do with the seeds? Well, they are valuable. I will tell you that. Before the price of gold quadrupled a few years ago, one tiny one cent seed could produce a free plant that cost more per ounce on the free market than gold. That one cent seed could be worth more than a thousand dollars. Very important. How do you get rid of them? Well ask Johnnyappleseed, I bet he would know. Hemp is meant to be free.

So in order to throw them away, you must do it with common sense. Whenever you have a handful, take your car just outside of town. Pull over to the side. Do not throw them in the ditch, that gets mowed. Throw that handful of seeds twenty feet past that, twenty feet farther in. Then walk away. Then do it next time in another spot. Then walk away. That is how Johnnyappleseed would do it. Hemp is meant to be free.


Those boatloads of cash that we send to Columbia come back filled with cocaine.


Think it through.


Stop sending the boatloads.


This is how you do that.


But be assured of this. Hemp is an intoxicant. And if you can not handle intoxicants. You should not handle hemp. There are rules. There are guidelines. You can not drive on hemp. That is a DUI. Pure and simple.

Supernatural forces would be strongly aligned against you if you should try something as stupid as that. Every cops head is on a swivel. And it is God who is on the controller. You ignore this very very strict rule, God will turn the swivels. To look at you. Repeat, supernatural forces will be strongly aligned against you. When I say those words, they mean something. Those are the front line soldiers in "the Army of God". God PERSONALLY approved their each and every resume. They work for God, and because of that. You will get it in the neck. Sooner or later. You will be blindsided by a steamroller. One day. You can avoid the urge to be stupid. You are not a baby.



Cars can only be driven one way .


Stone. Cold. Sober.


So, if you want to throw your life away..


And only an idiot would go to work or to school high.


Dems the rules.

[cronus]

The Devil is in the details. Take Isaiah. 1.10

1.10 Hear the word of the LORD, You rulers of Sodom; Give ear to the instruction of our God, You people of Gomorrah. 11"What are your multiplied sacrifices to Me?" Says the LORD. "I have had enough of burnt offerings of rams And the fat of fed cattle; And I take no pleasure in the blood of bulls, lambs or goats.…

See, The Lord is off the drugs when he's in a foul mood ready to do some smiting...

[pErvinalia]

Way to go, God!

[JimC]

Mark has clearly been smoking some really good shit...

[pErvinalia]

I can't quite remember the genealogy, but am I right in thinking that Mark is actually God? Or is he just Jesus? Hang-on, they're the same thing, aren't they?? I'm confused...

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I can't quite remember the genealogy, but am I right in thinking that Mark is actually God? Or is he just Jesus? Hang-on, they're the same thing, aren't they?? I'm confused...

No. It's quite simple. Mark is the servant of god. God is Mark's car. Or possibly his imaginary girlfriend. Or maybe an aspect of his leather trousers. God also has a weird name. I think that's all of it. Oh, and something about teh Jooz.

[pErvinalia]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the leather trousers. And big wang, too. So is god Mark's willy, or his leather pants, or something else??

[Mark Dreher]

I can't quite remember the genealogy, but am I right in thinking that Mark is actually God? Or is he just Jesus? Hang-on, they're the same thing, aren't they?? I'm confused...

Jesus, and God, "are the same thing".

"I, and the Father, are one" John 10:30

So, yes.

I am God.

72 total names.

But, my children, I don't want to deceive you.

There is a "Lord God Almighty".

Who could kick my ass.

So..

I think, you all, are fixated, on her.

When you say God.

Two Gods.

One big.

One little.

Me?

Little.

The Lesser Yahweh

DemiGod.

Or Metatron

What is Metatron?

The ultimate ass kicker.

http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=71551

Almost life

Itself.

[Mark Dreher]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the leather trousers. And big wang, too. So is god Mark's willy, or his leather pants, or something else??

Yes, thank you about mentioning "my penis".

And it size.

It is REMARKABLE

Like huge, you know.

Photo:

http://thenewholybible.org/demis_thigh2.jpg

Ya

That, could be a swing set.

Monkeys?

Could climb on it.

But hey, Jesus, with an "average slong"??

Yikes, you would not respect me.

No, girls, are made to crumble.

And guys, look away.

The big dog

The biggest.

Entered the room.

[Mark Dreher]

Mark has clearly been smoking some really good shit...

On occasion.

I do imbibe.

To celebrate things, only.

Like the sun coming up.

That's, a good reason.

The sun came up.

Hey hey

An ass kickin day.

Another

Let's party.

Is the mindset, I use.

God, is in Heaven

And evil abounds!

Like Batman

You know.

More or less.

[Mark Dreher]

I can't quite remember the genealogy, but am I right in thinking that Mark is actually God? Or is he just Jesus? Hang-on, they're the same thing, aren't they?? I'm confused...

No. It's quite simple. Mark is the servant of god. God is Mark's car. Or possibly his imaginary girlfriend. Or maybe an aspect of his leather trousers. God also has a weird name. I think that's all of it. Oh, and something about teh Jooz.

God, is not "my car".

My car?

Is a heavily modified, 2001 red Trans Am.

That can go over 200 MPH.

Photo:

http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee3 ... 841ac1.jpg

And was voted "The prettiest car on the face of the earth".

By Horsepower Magazine.

http://www.horsepowerfreaks.com/picture ... bird/20281

A naughty boy car.

Today, "I did donuts" is a gas station parking lot.

In that car.

It is hardly

God

More of a donut factory.

[Mark Dreher]

The Devil is in the details. Take Isaiah. 1.10

1.10 Hear the word of the LORD, You rulers of Sodom; Give ear to the instruction of our God, You people of Gomorrah. 11"What are your multiplied sacrifices to Me?" Says the LORD. "I have had enough of burnt offerings of rams And the fat of fed cattle; And I take no pleasure in the blood of bulls, lambs or goats.…

See, The Lord is off the drugs when he's in a foul mood ready to do some smiting...

Homosexuality?

The question, is on that.

I make one change, in the bible.

One verse, I change, only one.

Homosexuality.

I change, one thing.

"Allow homosexuals, to go to Heaven".

It's my main mission, you know.

i.e. Welcome homosexuals, back into the Kingdom of God.

A one trick pony.

Is me.

A one trick pony.

"Love homosexuals"

Bring them back to God.

It''s why I'm here.

[cronus]

The Bible never mentions homosexuals, not even one time. The Sodomites are another matter. They had gone far beyond normal pleasures of anykind. Some had taken to eating shit mixed with bread. That they lacked Peanut Butter is no excuse for that disgusting habit.

[Mark Dreher]

The Bible never mentions homosexuals, not even one time. The Sodomites are another matter. They had gone far beyond normal pleasures of anykind. Some had taken to eating shit mixed with bread. That they lacked Peanut Butter is no excuse for that disgusting habit.

Well, I didn't say "I encourage homosexuality".

You know, it has various problems.

No offspring, and what not.

So, it's not 100%, the ideal.

But, it is also, "not a big deal".

Not something, that would preclude you, from Heaven.

In other words.

Or, on the other hand?

"Relieve you of your responsibilities, as a human".

Namely grace, you know

To say grace before you eat.

[pErvinalia]

Who cares if it doesn't produce offspring?