I have always said that I would believe in God if there was evidence for it's existence. I think finding myself standing in front of the Pearly Gates after I died would constitute pretty strong evidence.Hermit wrote:That is not what the Pope said. He did say: "the mercy of God has no limits if one turns to him with a sincere and contrite heart" In other words, passage through the pearly gates one must cease to be an atheist first. You can't enter heaven before turning to God, and moreover turning to him with contrition.
At any rate, the most appropriate reply to question 3 is laughter.
10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
-
laklak
- Posts: 21022
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
- About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
- Location: Tannhauser Gate
- Contact:
Re: 10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-
JimC
- The sentimental bloke
- Posts: 74149
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
- Contact:
Re: 10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
I'm afraid it's the fiery pit for you...laklak wrote:I have always said that I would believe in God if there was evidence for it's existence. I think finding myself standing in front of the Pearly Gates after I died would constitute pretty strong evidence.Hermit wrote:That is not what the Pope said. He did say: "the mercy of God has no limits if one turns to him with a sincere and contrite heart" In other words, passage through the pearly gates one must cease to be an atheist first. You can't enter heaven before turning to God, and moreover turning to him with contrition.
At any rate, the most appropriate reply to question 3 is laughter.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
-
Xamonas Chegwé
- Bouncer
- Posts: 50939
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
- About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse. - Location: Nottingham UK
- Contact:
Re: 10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
Yes, Seth. It looks like something of this nature happened. Either you previewed and forgot to post, or clicked post and didn't wait for it to go through before closing your browser. I've checked the mod and admin logs and nobody has deleted any posts in this thread or in any other this month.Hermit wrote:Sure you did. Then you clicked on <Preview> and thinking you had despatched another one of your jewels of wisdom and closed the tab.Seth wrote:Yes, I did.Hermit wrote:What reply? You never posted one.Seth wrote:Who the fuck binned my reply to the OP, why, and by what authority?
I rebutted each of XC's answers.
Having endured 14,000 of your pieces of excrement I can't see why the moderators would all of a sudden start deleting or hiding your smelly piles.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: 10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
Ah, well then, my bad, and my apologies for going off inappropriately. Thanks for checking for me and resolving the issue.Xamonas Chegwé wrote: Yes, Seth. It looks like something of this nature happened. Either you previewed and forgot to post, or clicked post and didn't wait for it to go through before closing your browser. I've checked the mod and admin logs and nobody has deleted any posts in this thread or in any other this month.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
-
pErvinalia
- On the good stuff
- Posts: 60724
- Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
- About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
- Location: dystopia
- Contact:
Re: 10 Questions Atheists Can't Answer!!1!
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Yes, Seth. It looks like something of this nature happened. Either you previewed and forgot to post, or clicked post and didn't wait for it to go through before closing your browser. I've checked the mod and admin logs and nobody has deleted any posts in this thread or in any other this month.
Lying Marxist scum!
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 16 guests