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by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:53 pm
The huge predator is roaming the outskirts of Paris.
Experts put the size at 175 pounds, a young one but easily big enough to kill the biggest man.
Later, another expert said it was a lynx, which puts the size at more like fifty pounds.
The photo that a member of the public took, looks much like a pussy cat. Whatever the French is for that :
And it's paw prints are very pussycat sized, and nothing like tiger sized, and they were left in a suspiciously convenient fresh bit of earth, that looks like someone just dropped it there today :
It may seem far-fetched, but it looks a bit like a set-up.
Still, you never know....
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by laklak » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:07 pm
Pass the butter...
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by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:15 pm
Also, with cats having retractable claws, those prints are probably not cat prints at all.
More dog-like, I would have thought.
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by Svartalf » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:25 pm
Last news is it might just be some largeish feline, but not a tiger... on the order of 30 kg, no bigger.
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:27 pm
The last tiger in Paris was German, wonder where this one is from.....
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by laklak » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:58 pm
Panthers and Tigers and Wehrmacht, oh my.
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by mistermack » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:45 pm
It's just come on the news, in a newsflash.
France has surrendered.
Just in case.
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:57 pm
It'll be leopards if Hollande catches Merkel in a bad mood.
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by cronus » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:41 pm
Tigers released again. And the French were so convinced the Germans could be trusted.
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by JimC » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:10 pm
In the last ice age, there was probably taiga in Paris...
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by klr » Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:05 am
Clinton Huxley wrote: The last tiger in Paris was German, wonder where this one is from.....
No, this was the last Tiger ...
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by mistermack » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:34 pm
Well, the people of Paris can sleep easy in their beds again. It seems the authorities have decided it was a pussy cat. Amazing.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-11-1 ... a-cat.html
I don't know what "experts" they got to analyse the tracks. Some stupid fuck who hasn't got a clue, by the look of things, as they discounted a tiger, but said it was a smaller cat of fifty pounds or more.
Just one minute on google would have found them this :
which clearly shows it's a dog or fox print, not any kind of cat at all.
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