Things we now know about Mormons

[cronus]

You get a free planet of your own in the afterlife. Like all movements that seek to attract followers the Mormons speak to folks self interest.

[JimC]

How many conversions are there, in comparison with being raised a mormon? (AKA brainwashing...)

[Hermit]

So you really have no idea and can't engage in real conversation?

Maybe we just have different conceptions of what it means to be stupid. I for one realise that highly intelligent individuals can also be supremely stupid. At least, becoming a convert to batshit crazy ideologies - and those are certainly not confined to Mormonism or even just religion - is an extremely stupid thing to do. In my view stupidity is more a break in thinking consequentially than being mentally handicapped.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Do we know how to kill them yet? I heard that wolfsbane works, but only if gathered at midnight in a deconsecrated churchyard and washed in a virgin's tears.

[pErvinalia]

I heard a cricket or baseball bat to the side of the head works..

[Svartalf]

I'd have to be offered a wife before I converted to any system... if the thing doessn't fulfill my basic needs, it's useless.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I heard a cricket or baseball bat to the side of the head works..

Nah, silly! That's for JWs!