Ebola? Punishment by the Almighty on Wicked Mankind?

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Ebola? Punishment by the Almighty on Wicked Mankind?

Post by cronus » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:12 pm

Doesn't matter when it happens but a plague is bound to catch mankind at a wicked moment. Is it punishment? Is it viable to go along with for the lulz? At least until you yourself comedown with the wrath of God? :nono:
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Post by JimC » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:14 pm

Random shit happens...
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Post by piscator » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:18 pm

That's what they said when that tornado came through Satartia, Mississippi and took out the church and that bunch of big catawba worm trees. But I still wonder...

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Post by cronus » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:31 pm

piscator wrote:That's what they said when that tornado came through Satartia, Mississippi and took out the church and that bunch of big catawba worm trees. But I still wonder...
Might have been nature in one of its more vindictive moments? :read:
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Post by klr » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:48 pm

Meh. Malaria still kills a lot more people every year. I say God is just looking for some attention one the cheap.
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Post by Animavore » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:17 pm

If we put it into persepctive, God has constantly being bombarding mankind with punishments sice our inception.
We get it, God, you don't like your creation. I bet it really annoys you that we keep coming up with new and inventive ways to circumvent your wrath, eh? ;)
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Post by JimC » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:24 pm

The Grapes of Wrath can be turned into quite a drinkable young wine... :td:
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Post by klr » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:42 pm

Time was when he could zap whole cities with fire & brimstone for being "immoral". Makes you wonder why certain modern cities are sill standing then :nervous:
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Post by JimC » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:45 pm

klr wrote:Time was when he could zap whole cities with fire & brimstone for being "immoral". Makes you wonder why certain modern cities are sill standing then :nervous:
Sydney in particular - brim full of deviants it is...
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Post by Seth » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:24 am

klr wrote:Time was when he could zap whole cities with fire & brimstone for being "immoral". Makes you wonder why certain modern cities are sill standing then :nervous:
Because, you ninny, God sent his only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, to suffer and die for the sins of Man as a sacrifice that redeems all those who accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior.

Geez, have you never actually read the New Testament? It's perfectly clear.

However, come the End of Days, believers will be taken up in the Rapture while the rest of us will suffer seven years of horror before Christ returns and the final trumpet is blown and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are sent forth.

If you're going to bloviate about Christianity it behooves you to learn the basics so you don't look like a complete putz when you do so.
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Re: Ebola? Punishment by the Almighty on Wicked Mankind?

Post by Pappa » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:59 am

If we put it in perspective, you've got way more chance of dying of malaria, AIDS, heart disease, diabetes, a car crash, etc. than ebola.

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Post by Hermit » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:01 am

JimC wrote:Sydney in particular - brim full of deviants it is...
You make it sound as if that's a bad thing. :mrgreen:

God must have been in a particularly shitty mood with us between 1347 and 1351. In those five years he wiped out about 100 million humans lives, almost a quarter of the world's population.

As for the rapture: Yawn. We get one announced every other year, or so. It's a pity people keep falling for the same trick over and over again. What a sad lot.

Or could it be that we have evidence that it already happened?

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Post by piscator » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:15 am

Catawba worms make the best catfish bait known to man. You might could catch them with a big wad of eschatology, but I never tried.



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Post by JimC » Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:47 am

Hermit wrote:
JimC wrote:Sydney in particular - brim full of deviants it is...
You make it sound as if that's a bad thing. :mrgreen:
Being a mathematician, I'm quite OK with standard deviations, but Sydney is something else...
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Post by Hermit » Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:01 am

Sydney is the standard deviation. You're just jealous and in denial about that because Melbourne is too boring to aspire to being one. I blame it on its inhabitants. They're typified by someone who spends a life time teaching maths at one single catholic school and whose idea of adventure is to go on a train ride. :mrgreen:
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