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Re: New Religion
The God I introduce you is different from all the other ones...not perfect, no one is...real on the other hand, very, very real... 

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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What's your dogma, what's your proof ?
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Will there be indulgences? I want indulgences. I'll take 4 adulteries, 8 blasphemes and a bag of mixed sins.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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You are born in sin, and experiment counts for a lot with a God figuring what to do with his eternity. Get on his good side in the afterlife by sinning in novel ways....you will be marked down if you are dull. 

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Re: New Religion
Will there be any bodily mutilation?
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Yes, should be possible, but you pay for it yourself and accept all responsibility if it goes wrong.Animavore wrote:Will there be any bodily mutilation?

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Thou shalt covet thine neighbour's wife, and their daughters as well.laklak wrote:Will there be indulgences? I want indulgences. I'll take 4 adulteries, 8 blasphemes and a bag of mixed sins.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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My neighbour has a fugly ass. Please tell me I don't have to covet it!klr wrote:Thou shalt covet thine neighbour's wife, and their daughters as well.laklak wrote:Will there be indulgences? I want indulgences. I'll take 4 adulteries, 8 blasphemes and a bag of mixed sins.

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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"Do what thy wilt shall be the whole of the law"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Funny how people will ascribe to Alesiter Crowley something he stole from Rabelais... wording is nearly identical even though context and intent are wildly divergent.
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Not to go upon all fours, that is that law. Are we not men?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Not all men are men. For some the animal spirit is so strong that two legs do not suffice and language a impediment to the emotional intent of a grunt. These men, of a sort, are your masters so know yourself well before asking again. Are we not men?laklak wrote:Not to go upon all fours, that is that law. Are we not men?

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Meet the new Catholicism: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 10062.html

Now I get nightmares about sitting on an ice cold cloud between that dried out ascetic prune Saint Theresa and the murderous Magyar king Saint Stephen doing nothing but sing "Hallelulia, praise the Lard" 24/7 for all eternity instead of spending that eternity in a centrally heated environment discussing western philosophy with Bertrand Russell and hitting on Marlene Dietrich under the lantern in front of the barracks's great gate. Thanks for nothing, Frank.
At best, heaven will be infinitely boring.


Now I get nightmares about sitting on an ice cold cloud between that dried out ascetic prune Saint Theresa and the murderous Magyar king Saint Stephen doing nothing but sing "Hallelulia, praise the Lard" 24/7 for all eternity instead of spending that eternity in a centrally heated environment discussing western philosophy with Bertrand Russell and hitting on Marlene Dietrich under the lantern in front of the barracks's great gate. Thanks for nothing, Frank.

At best, heaven will be infinitely boring.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
Re: New Religion
Have you met the prophet Mark Dreher?Scumple wrote:
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