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Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by tattuchu » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:24 am

Boy is facing two years in juvie detention just for loving Jesus. I mean literally loving him:

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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:36 am

Seriously? Two years for that??
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by cronus » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:48 am

He don't give blow jobs for free. Read your Bible. :coffee:
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:24 pm

What about the miracle of the fellatio of the five thousand?
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by Svartalf » Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:32 pm

Can such a kitschy object be venerated, much less desacrated?
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by JimC » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:02 am

Was he about to come in the name of the lord?

Blessed indeed...
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by klr » Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:32 pm

From the article:
“Desecration” is defined in Pennsyvlania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
I imagine that there may be 1st Amendment issues here, and I'd be interested to know if that law has ever actually been enforced.
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by Hermit » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:07 pm

klr wrote:From the article:
“Desecration” is defined in Pennsyvlania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
I imagine that there may be 1st Amendment issues here, and I'd be interested to know if that law has ever actually been enforced.
It has. Gregory Lee Johnson was convicted of desecrating a flag. Other cases involve places of burial and publicly owned statues. With enough patience you could probably come up with quite a list of prosecutions in relation to desecration.
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by JimC » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:14 pm

Hermit wrote:
klr wrote:From the article:
“Desecration” is defined in Pennsyvlania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
I imagine that there may be 1st Amendment issues here, and I'd be interested to know if that law has ever actually been enforced.
It has. Gregory Lee Johnson was convicted of desecrating a flag. Other cases involve places of burial and publicly owned statues. With enough patience you could probably come up with quite a list of prosecutions in relation to desecration.
However, if it's just a picture, and nothing about the statue was actually changed, that should make a difference...
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:47 pm

Merka tends to get a little tetchy about inanimate objects...

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/26478 ... drop-cloth

And yet, in Vegas, they sell tissues printed with the Merkan flag and dollar bills. So you could get sued for blowing your nose! Go figure? :dunno:
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by cronus » Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:09 am

Imagine shitting on the US flag? They'd be like ants stirred with a stick. :{D
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by tattuchu » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:51 am

I hope Jesus at least gave good head. Hope this was all worth it.
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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:03 am

Jesus doesn't love this guy..

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Re: Jesus Loves You, yes He does

Post by Animavore » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:35 am

Is that the same Jesus guy?
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