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Yo gun nuts!

Post by Tero » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:29 pm

Now that Missouri is going to have open carry and had concealed carry, how do I carry them? What's the best way to carry a hidden and open gun at the same time? :funny:
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Post by klr » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:32 pm

Open carry when you're shootin', concealed when you're plottin' no good.
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Post by Tero » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:24 pm

Ah. I am dumb about guns. I did not imagine the same gun could be concealed and open at different times. I was going to have a committed holster gun and a hiddne gun.
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Post by JimC » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:06 am

Simples.

Have one concealed, and the other in a very visible holster...

Crossed bandeleros full of ammo will complete the look...

(also, shove a Derringer down your jocks, just in case...)

(don't forget the safety catch...)
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Post by laklak » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:18 am

Serape right, concealed. Serape left, open. Easy.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:57 am

Stuff the blighter down your shorts. It looks more manly that way.

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Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:33 pm

I think the next step should be to legalise a duel.
It will have to happen in the middle of main street, at high noon.
Anybody openly carrying a gun can be challenged, and if you decline, you lose your carry licence.

Think of the benefits to tourism. I'd pay to watch.

The rules are that you walk towards each other with the gun in a holster, and each duelist has to spit at least twice, before drawing and firing. Stetsons are optional, but recommended.

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Post by laklak » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:14 pm

Dueling is a great idea, but I prefer the more civilized version. Slap the blighter with your glove and meet at dawn, with your seconds in attendance.

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Post by klr » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:17 pm

laklak wrote:Dueling is a great idea, but I prefer the more civilized version. Slap the blighter with your glove and meet at dawn, with your seconds in attendance.

Choose your weapon, sirrah.
Is this going to be like something out of Barry Lyndon? :eddy:
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Post by laklak » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:00 pm

I love that movie. The cinematography, particularly the lighting, is flat out amazing. Kubrick used specially modified Zeiss lenses originally developed for the Apollo moon missions to shoot using only candlelight. Bloody brilliant film, best period drama ever.

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Post by Seabass » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:42 pm

laklak wrote:I love that movie. The cinematography, particularly the lighting, is flat out amazing. Kubrick used specially modified Zeiss lenses originally developed for the Apollo moon missions to shoot using only candlelight. Bloody brilliant film, best period drama ever.

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Perhaps Kubrick's most underappreciated movie. :tup:
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Post by Gallstones » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:43 pm

Tero wrote:Now that Missouri is going to have open carry and had concealed carry, how do I carry them? What's the best way to carry a hidden and open gun at the same time? :funny:
Are you really this fucking ignorant?
I'm afraid your "joke" isn't at all funny, it is sad and pathetic, and you should be embarrassed.
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Post by Gallstones » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:45 pm

mistermack wrote:I think the next step should be to legalise a duel.
It will have to happen in the middle of main street, at high noon.
Anybody openly carrying a gun can be challenged, and if you decline, you lose your carry licence.

Think of the benefits to tourism. I'd pay to watch.

The rules are that you walk towards each other with the gun in a holster, and each duelist has to spit at least twice, before drawing and firing. Stetsons are optional, but recommended.

Some people might think this an irresponsible suggestion, but don't forget, it's only the baddie that gets killed.

These scenarios are play acted at numerous popular Western tourist spots. It is still only acting, for entertainment.
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Post by Seth » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:02 am

Tero wrote:Now that Missouri is going to have open carry and had concealed carry, how do I carry them? What's the best way to carry a hidden and open gun at the same time? :funny:
If you can't figure that out, you shouldn't be carrying any guns at all.
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Post by Seth » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:05 am

Tero wrote:Ah. I am dumb about guns. I did not imagine the same gun could be concealed and open at different times. I was going to have a committed holster gun and a hiddne gun.
Why not? Wild Bill and a good many other Old West gunslingers did exactly that.

Me, I sometimes carry a "New York reload," which consists of a second fully-loaded handgun.

When I drive for Uber, I carry my .45 in its accustomed place on my hip and a .38 Ruger LCR in my left cargo pocket where I can get to it easily should it become necessary.
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