The police have nothing to go on, it seems.September 7 2014 at 10:14am
By SAPA
INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPERS
Millions of rands worth of clothing from retailer Mr Price and many different brands of toilet paper were recovered.
Johannesburg - Millions of rands in stolen Mr Price clothing and toilet paper have been recovered in a warehouse in Davidsonville, Roodepoort, Johannesburg metro police said on Sunday.
Metro police and the SAPS had received a tip-off that the goods were being stored in the warehouse, after the truck they were being transported in was hijacked in Eldorado Park, Chief Superintendent Wayne Minnaar said.
“When officers broke open this storage facility, they discovered different clothing and toilet paper.”
Millions of rands worth of clothing from retailer Mr Price and many different brands of toilet paper were recovered.
No arrests had been made. - Sapa
Did thieves have penchant for toilet paper?
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shitty thieves.
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If you control the toilet paper supply you are in total control. 
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You don't need to be a brain to be chief, just the arsehole.
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After the raid, the police were flushed with success...
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The job is not complete until the paperwork has been done.
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The thieves are on the runs.
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Could the clothes be of such low quality they were mistaken for toilet paper?
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Criminality is genetic. Just like diarrhoea. Runs in jeans.
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Those zany burglars must have been three sheets to the wind.
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Police have said they could be looking for a criminal ring.
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A penchant for poop parchment 
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An execrable thread indeed...
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You're on a roll, Jim. A ROLL.JimC wrote:An execrable thread indeed...
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No shit!Seabass wrote:You're on a roll, Jim. A ROLL.JimC wrote:An execrable thread indeed...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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