German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
The problem is he went in dry - a liberal application of lube before entry and he could have slipped in and out as many times as he'd liked.
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
'German Cunt Stuck in Giant Stone' works too... 
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Or, "German enters giant cunt and makes a dick of himself."
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Actually, he wasn't German but American.
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Yeah, that's what I thought too. XC has bolloxed this up! 
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
"American makes claim for German citizenship"
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
He came out of a German vagina, so he is technically a German citizen! 
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Wrong. He came out of a Peruvian vagina.rEvolutionist wrote:He came out of a German vagina, so he is technically a German citizen!
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Huh? Wasn't the vag in Chermany?
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Yes, and it still is, but it was made by a Peruvian artist, Fernando de la Jara, and as it has not acquired German citizenship since its creation it is Peruvian. Unlike France and a number of other nations Germany does not grant citizenship by virtue of being born there either.rEvolutionist wrote:Huh? Wasn't the vag in Chermany?
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Cunts!
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
I don't get it then. He should be used to enormous cunts :Faithfree wrote:Actually, he wasn't German but American.
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