Those rascally Germans!
German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
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German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
He was apparently an American exchange student, the dirty little scrote!
Was he coming or going, do you think?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
The statue was asking for it!!
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "get stuck in!"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
By the way, I'm not entirely happy with the comma in the thread title.
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
I've been called a lot of things, but never a stone cunt."A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
You've had Germans stuck into you?FBM wrote:
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
Not to the best of my memory, no. I don't like the sound of it, either. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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So the one explains the other 
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
It is there to separate multiple adjectives. A perfectly good use for a comma.JimC wrote:By the way, I'm not entirely happy with the comma in the thread title.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
That's easy for you to say, stone cunt!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It is there to separate multiple adjectives. A perfectly good use for a comma.JimC wrote:By the way, I'm not entirely happy with the comma in the thread title.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
An Oxford comma would have sounded worse! 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: German Man Stuck in Giant, Stone Cunt!
The german for ''giant stone cunt'' is Gent Stein Fotze, according to google translate.
It's a bit disappointing. I was hoping for something like ''riesige Fels Liebe Kammer eines gigantischen Frau''
It's a bit disappointing. I was hoping for something like ''riesige Fels Liebe Kammer eines gigantischen Frau''
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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German man stuck in giant stone, cunt!
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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