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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 16, 2014 1:23 am

Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum newbie.
Do you fuck cheese? :ask:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Scott1328 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:31 am

Not since my college days?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 16, 2014 1:33 am

Scott1328 wrote:Not since my college days?
I'll have to check if that counts. Can't have a cheese-celibate forum newbie, can we? :dunno:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 16, 2014 2:30 am

Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
:cheers:
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Post by Citizensmith » Fri May 16, 2014 3:07 am

Xamanos, just FYI as your name is fairly hard to produce I'm thinking of you as Keith Chegwin. Hope that's OK.
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Post by JimC » Fri May 16, 2014 3:10 am

He may prefer Keith Chindwin, as a memorial to his days in Burma under the Raj...
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Post by Svartalf » Fri May 16, 2014 3:11 am

Isn't that Clinton?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Scott1328 » Fri May 16, 2014 3:12 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
:cheers:
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Post by JimC » Fri May 16, 2014 4:37 am

Svartalf wrote:Isn't that Clinton?
:whisper: XC was Lord Clinton's batman, and, it has been rumoured, his procurer...
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by FBM » Fri May 16, 2014 6:27 am

Scott1328 wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Scott1328 wrote:As long as it is understood that I am the official forum boobie.
:cheers:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 16, 2014 10:55 am

I like boobies! :drool:
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 16, 2014 11:21 am

especially the blue footed species, don't you?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by HomerJay » Sat May 17, 2014 9:24 pm

Citizensmith wrote:Xamanos, just FYI as your name is fairly hard to produce I'm thinking of you as Keith Chegwin. Hope that's OK.
Has Bella told you about the Ratz meets?
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Re: Welcome Citizensmith!

Post by Pappa » Sun May 18, 2014 11:09 am

Sorry, I'm a bit late to the party. Welcome Citizensmith. :mrgreen:
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