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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:23 am

Apparently, the judge said to him, ''you fucked a dog ? How low can you possibly go ?''

And he just proudly said ''dachshunds''

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:37 am

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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:44 am

I see this being an Eastenders plot sometime next year.

I love it! SHE'll never recover and she can't look the poor dog in the eye. Yeah SHE's the victim. Self absorbed cow, no wonder her BF took to fucking dogs.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:52 am

Should get a cocker spaniel.
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:01 am

He had Akita her place, I guess.
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Re: Dog Sex Freak Spared Jail.

Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:05 am

Dammit, that's made my mind up for me. I'm fed up feeling lonely.

I'm going to get a fucking dog.





edit : Lonely is the cat.
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Re: Dog Sex Freak Spared Jail.

Post by rachelbean » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:29 am

Dude, if the staffy was not alright she would have bitten his face off. The dog is fine, even if the guy is fucked. I like that she says she gave the dog away because she couldn't look her in the eye. Really if you cared about your dog instead of yourself, you'd not go send it to live with someone else, and just deal with it.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:43 am

rachelbean wrote:Dude, if the staffy was not alright she would have bitten his face off. The dog is fine, even if the guy is fucked. I like that she says she gave the dog away because she couldn't look her in the eye. Really if you cared about your dog instead of yourself, you'd not go send it to live with someone else, and just deal with it.
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Imagine the comments, as you take the dog for a walk.
I get where she's coming from.

Anyway, the bitch got off with her boyfriend.
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:46 am

Would make an exceptional Jeremy Kyle that one. "My dog slept with my boyfriend."
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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:18 pm

The DNA test says you are .....NOT the father of the puppies!
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Re: Dog Sex Freak Spared Jail.

Post by Mysturji » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:05 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Should get a cocker spaniel.
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